Ubod vampire
Pasok na goustaroume
Dobro jutro dragi prijatelji
they came flying
došli su letjeti
there were many
bilo ih je mnogo
When they landed showed us the real faces
Kad su sletjeli, pokazali su nam prava lica
they came to drink our blood
došli su piti našu krv
do not be afraid of it - dare and face them
ne bojte se toga - usudite se i suočite se s njima
Count Miden's Teleshoping is proud to present you the anti-vampire kit
Televizija Count Miden s ponosom vam predstavlja anti-vampirski pribor
it contains stake and hammer
sadrži ulog i čekić
ax for decapitation
sjekira za odrubljivanje glave
holy water with sprinkler
sveta voda sa prskalicom
silver bullets
srebrne metke
and elegant retro pistol in your favorite design
i elegantan retro pištolj u vašem omiljenom dizajnu
Garlic in injectable form
Češnjak u obliku injekcije
optional: enema with scarves or tzatziki (Greek traditional food with garlic)
opcionalno: klistir sa šalovima ili tzatziki (grčka tradicionalna hrana s češnjakom)
Top 100 bonus: flat nose pliers for torture
Top 100 bonus: klešta za mučenje
Comments
Ne možeš ti ništa ako je vampir ateist ko da se on boji križa 🤣
hehehe that's right!
Pa zato imaš kolac, sjekiru i ostali alat, nešto će upalit, bitno da se uništi gamad
takvi se boje praznog novčanika, uplatnice za porez,
bježe i od prosjaka.............
ovi i jesu prosjaci, profesionalni
αχαχαχαχα ρε μλκ δεν παίζεσαι !!
Έχω πάρει δυο 15κιλα τζατζίκι με έξτρα σκόρδο, από τα ενισχυμένα χαχαχαχα !!!
hahaha 😛
Wtf
You are wrong my dear, you've missed the target, this is not Romania.
This sort of article is more appropriate for them than for us.
You should've posted your article over there.
Cause Romania is known for being homeland of the vampires and Count Dracula.
Except for sucking our blood, they are also known to suck our money.
maybe! I will post it there in an hour
Croatia isn't the target, those are helpfull information and tips to attack Romanians 😃
Ο Κώστας Μητσοτάκης ήταν κολλητάρι του Αντρίκου και μας στοιχειώνουν!
papandreou maybe
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Stake je kolac, a ne ulog, despite what google translate says
i mean pole
😂😂😂😂 some used stakes to put somwhere else 😁😂
yam yam
jes vidio
ulog = stake 😃
"kolac" is a wooden stake
😃
ulog is "deposit" or "ante"
thanks for the notice
we all read "red" articles 🙂
o7
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R.
Mrzin vampire! Koljem ovu gamad di god naletim na njih. S godinama sam postao pravi majstor, nakon odrubljivanja glave nabijen ih i na kolac, da je i ostala gamad svjestna što ih čeka kad se sjete pit krv poštenim ljudima zbog kojih i kolak na*** pa triba dvostruko raditi i tražiti nove donatote krvi
Kill vampires everywhere! With God help, you will be successful
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😘 my brother
😘😍😘
Xd
ovo je kolaku namijenjeno
kontra mraka kontra kolaka
😉
o7