TUTORIAL - How to be the best MoD

Day 2,307, 08:49 • Published in Thailand Philippines • by Nuclear Mrle1982

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Bogu hvala, doziveh toliko godina u igri, u zdravlju i veselju, pa je red da i ja napisem tutorijal, ali ne kao one drzavne novine, nego pravi, iz kog svasta moze da se nauci. Uci cemo u najvece tajne, najmracnije laboratorije i najvlaznije pecine kako bi svako od vas posle citanja mogao biti MoD bilo koje ezemlje, osim Tajlanda, tu sam ja MoD!



Dacu vam par pravila i ako ih se budete pridrzavali nema greske, vasa zemlja ce vojno, pa i ekonomski cvetati, a vi cete svoje ime vidjati po shoutima i novinama sa velikim HAIL ispred istog. Posto smatram da ste nolajfer cim to zelite (bas kao ja) sigurno cete osetiti blage zmarce u predelu prepona i mozda cak i malo pisnete u gace od srece, ali na tome cete mi zahvaliti prvom prilikom na nekom skupu... Pa da pocnemo:



1. Vojska ce vas voleti samo dok im dajete pare. Svoj mandat iskoristite da maksimalno izmuzete drzavnu kasu, ispraznite orgove, svi eventulani neuspesi na bojnom polju ce biti potpuno nebitni sve dok su orgovi vojnih jedinica puni

2. Ako planirate da dizete strateski RW shoutujte da se pusta regija. Nesrecnici ce nasesti na tu foru, a kad krenu svi da rokaju za TP medalju vi cete zadovoljno trljati ruke. Ako neko pita sta se desilo recite da nikad to niste shoutovali i da vam je nalog hakovan.

3. Ako neko pokrece Air Strike na vasu voljenu zemlju, a pritom vec imate rat sa nekom drugom zemljom, po svaku cenu branite jebe*i AS, za ime boga.

4. Bez obzira da li ste u savezu sa Bugarskom ili ne, ocekujte uvek njen napad.

5. Ako imate otvorene ratove sa vise zemalja Bugari ce vas uvek napasti poslednji kad se svi ostali istrose.

6. Ako zelite da Grci biju za vas samo shoutujte: FYRM attack. Pobeda zagarantovana..

7. Ako zelite da Makedonci ratuju za vas idite na njihov kanal i pitajte: KOME TREBA SUB!?

8. Pazljivo pratite rodjendane svih jedinica protivnickog saveza, ako im je rodjendan taj dan ce rokati kao besni kako bi ispali smekeri. Ako zaboravite na neciji rodjendan... uzece vam Tamil Nadu...

9. Ako se na vreme setite rodjendana i nekim cudom odbijete napad imajte spremnu sliku: SLIKA kad ih odvalite da ih zaje*avate.

10. Nemojte da vas cinjenica da ste MoD omete od svih ostalih aktivnosti: pecanje, setnje uz reku, gledanje svih utakmica, pa cak i skola ili faks, jer sto redje dodjete na kanal, mislice ljudi da smisljate neke zajebane taktike.

11. Bitku protiv Cilea ne mozes da dobijes jer ce staviti CO toliki da ces i sam udarati za njih

12. Ako sve bas krene naopako, uvek imate izgovor:
- To smo hteli
- Opozicija nas blokira.


Hvala na paznji i puno srece u sledecem mandatu. Dozivotni MoD Tajlanda, Mrle o7










How to be the best MoD

Thank God, I have experienced so many years in the game, in health and happiness, so it's my turn to write a tutorial, but not like the state newspapers, but a real one, from which you can learn all kinds of things. We will go into the greatest secrets, darkest laboratory and wettest caves so that each of you could be MoD of every country, except for Thailand, here I am MoD.



I'll give you few rules and if you respect them you can’t make mistake, your country will prosper military and economically, and you will see your name in shouts and newspapers with big HAIL in front of it.
Since I think that you are no lifers because you want it (just like me) I am sure that you will feel tingly sensation in your crotch area and maybe you piss a little in your pants from happiness, but you will thank me for that on some gathering. So let’s begin



1.The Army will love you as long as you give them money. Your mandate use for maximal state budget milking, empty the orgs, every eventual losses on the battlefield will be completely unimportant as long as the military units orgs are full.

2.If you are planning to rise a strategic RW, shout out to let the region go. Suckers will fall for it, and then when everyone starts to shoot for TP medal, you will be rubbing your hands with pleasure. If someone asks what happened, you say that you never posted that shout and that your account was hacked.

3.If somebody start AS on your beloved country and you already have war with some other country, at any cost defend fuc*ing AS, for God's sake.

4.No matter if you have alliance with Bulgaria or not, always expect them to attack.

5.If you have open wars with more countries Bulgarians will always attack you when everyone else runs out.

6.If you want Greeks to fight for you, just shout: FYRM attack. Victory guaranteed...

7.If you want Macedonians to fight for you, just go to their channel and ask: WHO NEEDS SUB!?

8.Carefully follow all units birthdays of enemy alliance, if it’s their birthday they will shoot like crazy. If you forget someone’s birthday they will take away from you Tamil Nadu

9.If you remember the birthday on time and by a miracle you defend from the attack, have a picture ready: picture when you want to f*ck with them

10.Don’t let the fact that you are a MoD distracts you from all the other activities: fishing, walking by a river, watching all the games, even school or college, because the less you are present on the channel, people will think that you are plotting some sneaky tactics.

11.Battle against Chile you can’t win because they will put CO so big that you’re going to shoot for them yourself.

12.If everything goes wrong, you always have an excuse:
-That’s what we wanted.
-The opposition is blocking us.


Thanks for reading and best of luck in next mandate. Lifelong MoD of Thailand, Mrle o7