The Country's Finances

Day 2,738, 12:08 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Colin ChipPhilfer Brown

The Country's Finances

Whiskey plus kebab equals AWKWARD

I haven't written an article for a good few days, I have mostly be drinking from my stores of whisky, a nice collection of 10 year Jura, 10 year Glenmorangie, 12 year Glenfiddich and a Limited Release Fettercairn Fior, By in large I have mulled things over with a nice glass of my favourite tipple and watched the world go by (yes that was me stalking you yesterday). The end result was me waking up today with a kebab trying to sneak out of my bedroom and do the walk of shame, it was an awkward moment for all parties concerned (I will leave you to think of the obvious joke of what the kebab’s name was, I on this occasion will not lower myself to that level as there will be plenty of opportunities for bad jokes in this article).
For all the GIFs in the world there isn't one of a kebab sneaking away.

Come on get to the point

It may or may not have passed your attention that the Bank of England recently released its weekly finance report. If you missed it please click on the link. Firstly it is good to see we have more coming in than going out, I think that is the first rule of bonus to follow and clearly the country is moving in the right direction whether it is going fast enough is up to people to decide and not me.

The Treasury has also received a £400,000 zero percent Loan to be repaid at the end of the term, the cynic would say that is how you buy a governorship of some far away land we plan to invade at a later date. However, the realist would say beggars can’t be choosers and the loan is more than welcome, after the coffers were emptied by a highly profitable bonus scheme run by corrupt politicians called daylight robbery.

Of course with eUK starting to reclaim what it had lost, the question of what if anything is going to put in place to try and prevent rogue politicians from running off with the country’s assets. There have been a few ideas banded around by various parties but I don’t think they quite fit the bill. If legislation is to be implemented a serious discussion of ideas needs to be put forward, ideas ratified and laws passed. If we dawdle there is a risk of the horse bolting from the stable before we have time to shut the door.

The Treasury making its escape again.

Norway

Pretty sure you are all well aware that the training war with Norway had started as part of a deal for eUk to rent two fruit regions for 2 months. I was pretty appalled with Norwegian customer service that this was not like Blockbusters and it was not rent 2 regions get a 3 region rent free. The idea of this rental agreement was to secure the fruit bonus and increase revenue to the country’s depleted bank account. However looking at the extra income from Norway released by the Bank of England it looks like we took a first class flight over to Norway just to borrow a packet of penny sweets. Currently at the time of the article the Norwegian income is averaging 1.69% of the UK income and on a good day just under 2.5%. Though it may take another week to see the true impact on our finances as quoted in their article but it would be demoralising if we didn’t see the fruits of our labour (first bad pun of this publication).

Well Done! First bad pun!

That’s all folks

I’m not commenting on the possible rebate for military suppliers as there is simply not enough detail to the proposal yet and I’m choosing not to discuss loans to orgs to take advantage of the raising gold price on this occasion.So bye for now and hope you enjoyed my article. Please subscribe and comment.

T-T-That's all Folks!

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