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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're like an alphabet wife . . . A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asked, "What the hell does that mean?"

He said," Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot."

She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely . . . But what about I, J, & K?

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is cautiously optimistic about saving his testicles ! !