Say, Say, Say What You Want, But Don't Play Games With My Affection

Day 2,596, 06:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath


Good Morning comrades. I hope everyone had a very merry Marxmas and didn't receive any of the presents they wanted, as private property is of course a disgusting capitalist construct. I have recently returned from a 2 month soirée in eSwitzerland and so I thought I would leave a small review for any of you interested in visiting the mountainous landlocked nation.

Pros

Nice scenery
Skiing I guess (if you're bourgeois scum).

Cons

The Media
The Political Scene
Their Alliance
Everything about it.



Now that that is out of the way, I shall turn my attention to the clusterfudge that is the People's Communist Party. Currently sitting in 5th place with 49 members, a position not seen since the glorious reign of Commandante Ross, the party has even let itself go to the extent that even Jude Connors can be elected to congress.

Shame on you PCP.

Shame on you.

The shoutfeed is dead, the media presence is dead and our election results are dead. Now people may point out that erepublik as a game is dead, however this conjuncture is preposterous. An ever growing population and fresh, exciting ideas from the admins are in abundance, thus it truly is only ourselves we have to blame for this decline in left-wing partying.


The quality of plato memes on google images is poor to say the least...

So who else can we blame? Well lets take a look at Zaphod's handy blame chart:


As you can see none of these seem to fit.
Jamesw is too inactive to run for cp properly, let alone destroy a party.
TUP are too busy running jny for CP (really tup? really?).
Serbia are too busy wiping poland to care about our little party.
Rex is too busy playing minecraft with longshitzzzzzzzzzzz.
Don is too busy being a born again christian.

Therefore the only logical thing to blame must be...


...


pause for suspense



THE ROYAL ARMY DENTAL CORPS.



That's right. You see the RADC gave PCP too much good stuff. A vibrant shout feed, phenomenal election results and a reputation other parties could only dream of. Sadly, the bubble has burst and the incessant whinging of so called 'anti-elitists' has meant many Dentists have left the party. Will we ever reach those giddy heights again? I don't know comrades.

I just don't know.