Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Brigidd
Guy goes to a psychiatrist and says:
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”;
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.
Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”;
“How much do you charge?
“Eighty dollars per visit,”; replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,”; he said.
Six months later the doctor met him on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?”; He asked.
“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”;
“Is that so?”; With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”;
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”;
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION.
Comments
lol
lol 🙂
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o7
That is a swell joke
Nice one! 🙂
V 😃
Simple, but effective 🙂
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😃 lol