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Pirate Cats from Mars [congress]

Day 3,749, 03:15 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath

Campaign Anthem

dudes and dudettes,
tommorow you face a very important decision at the election booth; vote for parties of mediocracy, staleness and inactivity OR vote for the most badass and sexy group of HIGH-ACHIEVERS this ecountry has ever seen. It takes a special kind of talent to be a pirate cat, one which has seen our society prosper beyond levels it could merely dream of.
Well who are we?

the list

1 - The Baron Samedi

Flexing our diplomatic biceps, we have influence all over this silly little eworld. Much smarter than me and definitely you.

2 - perilouspanther

They guy who put the raffle into falafel ands someone I kinda feel bad at beating in the pp elections. Much smarter than me and probably you.

3 - Roachford
Former CP and resident slightly mental european. Am a bit scared of him. Much smarter than me and possibly you.

4 - WayneKerr
Currently thriving in his role as the shit that jimmy can't wash off, and the original mongressman. Not smarter than me but maybe you.

5 - Rob the Bruce
He's a mess but a tryer bless him. I've heard he lives in glasgow as well which makes me terrified that I've ran into him on a night out before. Not smarter than me or you.

6 - Pannonian Nomad

Another member of the Serbian nomad, ma boi has done it all. i even backed him for cp ahead of one my many failed runs. Much smarter than me and definitely you.

7 - Mad Pauly
Purger of colombia, destroyer of bullshit, lover of tapas. Much smarter than me and probably you.

8 - WookieO
Shockingly well-qualified, charming, hairy dad. Much smarter than me and almost certainly you.

9 - CptChazbeard
International criminal, gonzo journalist and the party's occasional bitch. Actually smarter than me and probably you.

10 - Mr Knee
bonafide old fart now and og dog. The charlie watts of the party. Much smarter than me and probably you.

11 - Leo Balzac
im not sure how he made it onto this list, does he even play anymore? Not smarter than anything, he's dumb, dumb, dumb

12 - Madastoast
'I put my name down - but put those who might be better suited above me.' If more members of other parties had this attitude than maybe mongress could become congress again. Still smarter than me and you.

13 - Zaphod
hi

14 - Kaka H.
still on the grind, he'll make it someday

Please consider voting for the Pirate Cat Party tomorrow. Thank you.
Z

ps. will buy votes if that is not illegal

Comments

JiminyChristmas Day 3,749, 04:51

Disappointed to see Leo Balzac listed anywhere but last to be honest - he was elected under BP when it was PTO'd, then immediately launched an impeachment and quit congress. Seems like an insult to the three players he's being ranked above.

Also, I seem to remember PN being the "purger of Colombia", he really should get credit for all the hard work he put in on that.

Leo Balzac Day 3,749, 06:04

I'm your target now Jiminy? I feel so honoured. Don't worry, BP won't have to elect me to congress again.

WayneKerr Day 3,749, 09:19

unless we PTO em again...

JiminyChristmas Day 3,749, 12:50

Yep, I'm "targeting" you by pointing out that you did something that in my opinion makes you a poor choice for congress. Your party is very quick to call other people out for their failings, don't know why you're trying to play the victim when someone does the same to you?

Leo Balzac Day 3,751, 04:36

Wasn't playing victim Jiminy. I'm truly honoured.

Mad Pauly Day 3,749, 12:40

Yeah, I'll not steal PN's thunder. Also Zaphod misspelled "tuna" as "tapas" but I'll not hold that against him.

Rob the Bruce Day 3,750, 08:37

he's fucking 11th, like it matters. Out of the people below him, one is the PP, one can barely write a coherent sentence, and one said he didn't mind having people put above him.

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