Numbers, Numbers, Numbers
dougal4chaos
There are 10 types of people in the world, Those who understand binary and those who don't !
You know what’s odd ? Every other number !
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.!
I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand. – It’s Eight !
A Roman walks into a bar, He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.” !
What did the zero say to the eight ? Nice belt !
How do you make 7 an even number ? Take the s out !
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”!
How would you calculate the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z". = pi z z a !
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inb4 this gets deleted for racism against Chinese people.
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