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*Waves at Croatia*

Should we educate the populace on the importance of a good waifu?

A good waifu is important to the well being of a nation and it's people.

Love the new header and avatar.

https://www.erepublik.com/hr/article/war-analysis-cro-vs-usa-2663552/1/20

49 regions for Croatia, and a queue of crashed planes.

"You conquering us doesn't mean much because we're a shithole country in this game" lul.

I said the last article was the most Derphoof article I've ever seen. But then this happened.

If I could vote this 5000 times, I would. This is my vintage style. Aged fine since 2013.

True story.

Cute loli girls! ❤
https://i.imgur.com/Sky0kEy.jpg

DON'T LEWD THE DRAGON LOLI

https://data.whicdn.com/images/86877509/original.gif 💋

Thank you for the objective analysis, something sorely lacking in these trying times.

outstanding presentation

o7

remove kebab and anime

Anime was a mistake. Just like kebab.

were you eavesdropping me?

hm

)))

That's better 😛

https://prnt.sc/ia9fon

how much money did u spent???

Not as much as we could

you re not so brave as wild was before it start... u re minor nation here, deal with it...we did our job, nut impossible to win over usa pol russ co and 6 AS es 😃 but we show u your place in erep...you can play in small league , big one leave for big boys

Derphoof is a girl.

Are you f!@#$ kidding me?

wild is st*pid and derphoof is blondie!!

Lemmy iz alive! Yuhuuu ... anyways a pm between u and wo (or a chat) can only be compared to a season from the gossip girls xD

xoxoxo peder

well... you decided to dump 50% of your allies for no reason. did you forget that?
you might have some great allies but you are apparently not such ally
think about that 🙂

trump mode on 😃

This didn't make me to want to go to Wyoming, but was still nice

I have legit had in to-do list to Google stuff about Wyoming for two days now but I always forget because it's so insignificant. Much like Croatia.

Well, that attitude and articles like this makes other countries to look away (best scenario) when you are under attack...

[removed]

o7

I cant wait for the next Dear Croatia article!

And for the next one ,and the one after that...

...and yet we have lost 2 regions and a 3rd is being attacked. Lose that one and they are 1 region away from our Capitol in Colorado. So instead of poking them with your sharp wit how about, you come up with a plan to win?

People of the South rise with us as we free Jefferson City from the evil Yankees

I always knew you were a weeaboo derphoof 😁

I'm literally in love with derphoof

Someone pls.....make that loli cry!

congratulations, you managed to win one air battle. we really are Cryatia, oh please show us how to fight and play this game with your 50..49...48...47 regions

Τotally useless war against our common interests.

Maybe, but obviously Croatia became no1 enemy of USA.
So why not having some fun with them.
We are proud nation and we don't bend over to some idiotic kids!
Maybe you will change you're mind when they do the same to Greece one day.

tbh, as an outside viewer with no skin in the game, Croatia have earned my respect.

You jumping up and down like this, while having to get all ya mates to AS them isn't good optics imo. Croatia should be the ones swinging their dick around shouting 'woot, look at me', seeing as they have landed and are taking ground in eUSA...




Poor banter I'm afraid Derp, I know you can do better.

dont lol

Is this a competition, who is the more pathetic, Hungary or USA? Tomorrow we will find out!

haha. He's funny.

Dank