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♭ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ U2 - A Man And A Woman♪ ♫ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫
♭ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ Amy Winehouse - Between the Cheats ♪ ♫ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫
Two couples are playing cards.
John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.
When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Bill's wife isn't wearing any underwear.
Later, John goes into the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill's wife follows him and asks, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
John admits that he did.
She says, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."
They decide that John should come to her house around 2 p.m. on Friday while Bill is at work.
On Friday, John arrives at 2 p.m.
He pays Bill's wife $100.
They go to the bedroom, have sex and then John leaves.
When Bill comes home at 6 p.m., he asks his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replies, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Bill asks, "Did he give you $100?"
She thinks, "Oh hell, he knows!" Finally she says, "Well, yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Bill says.
"John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me.
He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back."
Grtz & Enjoy, hope the article gave you a smile
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Comments
😃 Bastard.
she's never gonna tell anyone 😉
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John screwed them both
true
Another old but good!
Old but good one for bedtime 😉
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yep favourite jokes 🙂
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Never lend money to friends
Nice!!!!
Never lend money to friendsx2 😃
tnx 4 smile 😉
ur welcome , a real friend wouldn't even think of messing with a friends GF/Wife.... 😉
maybe he did him a favor 😉
if my wife ask for 100e for that, i would like to know 😉
this is just littlebit strange way for helping hand 🙂
same here , would like to know to , and would tell her to find herself a new home also.
Coz she's not gonna live in my house 😛
i thought that duch people are more liberal 😉 😛 😃
i'm liberal as hell , but the only thing i don't share with other man is my wife , with another girl .....that is a whole different story ;P
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pervertido 😛 😃
same here my friend 😃
Twilightzonish XD
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pozzzzz
HA!