Learning how to Walk 101
Chihiroh
Dear eBelgians,
Some countries suffer from widespread hunger and dehydration. None however suffer from an even greater issue than us. eBelgians can't even walk! Amidst the railway union strikes, the tardy busses, the hectic traffic situation and the pollution, this simple problem evolved into a massive crisis, with eBelgians having trouble accessing food ressources or toilet logistics and some are even suspected of playing shady browser games in an obsessive fashion. For those reasons, government eVlad II decided to set up an emergency team, a couple of hard-working professionals with the aim of working out a solution ASAP. After all-nighters a plenty, those are the results.
The Newbie Goof
And its business variant
Pro's:
Easy to learn
Fast paced
Gives a first impression of being busy
Con's:
Not really aerodynamic
No guarantees regarding sex-appeal
The Squared Swing Pace
Pro's:
Great for kicking objects or butts in your way while advancing
Elegant start
Very safe against occasional spikes on the road
Con's:
Marbles can represent fatal danger
Requires a certain elasticity
Some may not appreciate getting their butts kicked
Tune in later for more!
Love,
Chihiroh
not staying classy since day 793
Comments
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Because of your article, Japan and Montenegro attack us !!
We must protect our walking technology at all costs!
😃
I love what you do Chihiroh ! 🙂
(expressing my positive feelings is part of my "Learning how to Talk" lessons)
shady browser games FTW
Next time, can you learn us how to go to the right way ?
OMG this is briliant! I LMAOed hard.
Yannis you made my day with this (shitty my day it is, cuz of the AS's proposed against us today).
Way to go Ministry of Silly Walks (MoSW), the best ministry in my Govt. 😃
Those damn games screw up everything!!!
.... oh...
...never mind. 😛
votado
lol 😃