Join the Whorehouse incite Chaos

Day 2,780, 20:45 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


So on the spur of the moment drunken whim I've decided to create a new political party out of sheer boredom called Rylde's Whorehouse. I've also decided to run for CP just for the lulz to see if I can win.

The only problem with my CP run is I need membership to make my party larger to even make it on the ballot. That means I need you inside my whorehouse pronto with elections in a few days.

If your bored and want crazy you might as well go with the kind of crazy that makes you wonder 30 days later if you really were that bored in the first place. If sh*t isn't hitting the fan I'm not doing my job.

I will give you a Rylde promise of horribly written drunken war articles, angry allies, pissed off Canadian citizens and my personal favorite, Foreign affairs led by me.

There a wide range of candidates this election and its kinda doubtful I'll even make the ballot but If enough players join the whorehouse placing me in the CP chair for a month of nightmares can come true.

I'm not the best candidate for the job and never have been and never will be. What I do have is a mighty fine warchest of CC built up and I aim to misbehave.



Xichael at the end of his CP term will be leaving us in a nice position to carry on a lasting warfront in Europe. If elected I plan to keep the war going until were all broke and living off KD and Mr.Noodles.

My current warchest is 700k cc and I think its more fund to burn it up in war than hording it. So lets start cookin with gas and see what happens.

If I lose no big deal give me more time to keep building up funds and perhaps I'll just take democracy out of the equation in August.



Do your part and join Rylde's Whorehouse political party to place me on the CP ballot.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/rylde-s-whorehouse-3389/1

Why make it easy on myself getting a top 5 endorsement?

Because I like making things difficult and there's no one stupid enough to endorse me.