HUNTERS...

Day 2,483, 10:12 • Published in Slovenia Serbia • by GrinOne

The hunter came home dead drunk. He was on the hunt in the morning with other hunters from his club an after that – hunters party! So in the evening everything is fine, totally normal – he was really drunk!

He says to his wife: »We will have sex today!«

Surprised she looks at him and says: »I have those days in the month...«

»Ow, no problem«, he answers.
“We, hunters, are used to the blood!”

They achieve a quorum and they go in the bedroom.

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Next morning. Wife stands up early and goes to work.

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Happy hunter wakes up later... with a huge headache and dizziness. He sees that bed is empty and scared he shouts: “Jesus, what have I done!”

He looks aroun😛 ”Have I shot her?”
Runs to his cabinet with weapon:”Not, the rifle is clean and bullets are all here!”
“What then? Have I stab her?” When he checks his hunting knife, all shinning on morning sun, he is breathing a little easier.

“But what....” his heart stopped, when he came in the bathroom:

“I DEVOURED HER!”

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SLOVENSKA VERZIJA

Lovec pride zvečer domov mrtvo pijan. Z lovsko družino so po jutranjem lovu nadaljevali zabavo po gostilnah! In zvečer je bilo vse v normalnem stanju, resnično je bil zelo pijan!

Doma reče ženi: ”Danes bova se*sala!”
Presenečena ga pogleda in reče: “Imam tiste dneve v mesecu...”

“Oh, ni problema,” odgovori. “Lovci smo vajeni krvi!”

Sklepčno odideta v spalnico.

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Naslednje jutro žena zgodaj vstane in odide v službo.

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Kasneje se lovec srečen prebudi ... s hudim glavobolom in vrtoglavico. Vidi, da je postelja poleg njega prazna in prestrašen zavpije: “Jezus, kaj sem naredil!”
Pogleda okoli: “Ali sem jo ustrelil?”

Teče do omare z orožjem: “Ne, puška je čista in vsi naboji so tu!”
“Kaj potem, sem jo zabodel?” Ko pregleduje svoj lovski nož, ves sijoč na jutranjem soncu, lažje zadiha.

“Toda kaj...” srce se mu ustavi, ko pride v kopalnico:

“POŽRL SEM JO!”