Donkey Talks

Day 2,023, 22:23 • Published in Belgium Serbia • by Don King Almighty

Few days ago I got awaken by a long distance telephone call over the Ocean directly from the Hollywood; from very old acquaintance of mine and famous actor over there. Asking me if it is true; and am I really running for the CP of eBelgium. I said well yes; it is true my friend. I don’t have a choice; I must do it.



I am actually an anti CP candidate. I am an ordinary donkey; a domestic animal.



Born and bred on a small island just off the coast of the Adriatic Sea.



I was still very young fella when I left my homeland and I sailed all around the world.



After very successful career in the French Foreign Legion where I gained great experience and the highest military rankings received; I got tired of it and became an engineer and secret agent.



One afternoon I was flying home after one very secret “hush-hush” mission in which I participated. And by some accident I got parachuted into the eBelgium polders and when I came down I got saved by the local peasants (boeren) and stayed living there ever since.



My anti CP program:

Maybe some of you will say me I do not have a real program. But this is just a game and as we all already know the winner; I am not going to bother you with mine.



Here are the members of my supposed future Government; whom I will introduce to you in the foreseeable future.



But what makes me curious and leaves me wondering in unknown territories of my mind. Who is this MCKitKat and what kind of person is he really; my today’s opposition candidate.



From what I know of him and have an impression of him as a person; he already deserves to be crowned.







My associates even succeeded and secretly filmed MCKitKat on the streets of his hometown



We’ve also made short public enquire to find out; what does general public really thinks of him.



So this morning when all of you; leave your warm beds and log into eRepublik website at 9 o’clock and start to go to your voting place, please keep one thing in mind.



It is better not to vote at all; than to give your vote to the MCKitKat, cause he ain’t good choice to be CP of eBelgium. He isn’t mature enough to be good CP of eBelgium.





I know well; you are not going to listen to my opinion and my advice but anyway just think good once more; before you decide and to whom you are giving your trust and the future of eBelgium.

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Even German chancellor Angela Merkel acknowledged her disagreement in disgust after hearing this horrible news and she fully agrees with me. And here you can see clearly what she thinks of McKitKat as CP



And if Thursday afternoon white smoke comes out of the Cappella Sistina and we finally find out he has become CP of eBelgium. I will need to drink immediately strong painkiller against inevitable headache I am going to get: and this immediate migraine will last one month for sure.


I think I’ll spend next month on the long vacation in voluntary exile from eRepublik and I’ll call upon on all the members from the H.O.P.E. do the same.



We are living in so called democracy, so everyone is free to express his/her opinion and disapproval on what I wrote and to say what he/she thinks: but this is what I think this affair .





This is the end of my program broadcasting because the end of the world we all know is approaching to us with a speed of light.