Congress' plan to save the UK.
Topher Fair
A dark threat has risen to threaten eUK. I speak of none other than Morgan le Fey, the evil half sister of King Arthur! We in Congress have been working around the clock with our Irish and Canadian brothers to save us all from certain doom.
Over a millennium and a half ago, King Arthur defeated his mortal enemy Mordred on the fields of Camlann. However he was wounded and carried to the Isle of AVALON to recover. He was never seen again, but some say that he is sleeping and will return in Britain's darkest hour to save the land.
While Arthur lives and is remembered, Morgan le Fey also lives - connected as brother and sister with her vile magiks. She seeks to stay alive and has two objectives:
1) Prevent the "darkest hour" so that Arthur never wakes and becomes as a vulnerable mortal again, able to be killed.
2) Keep Arthur's memory alive by making the hope for his return necessary, if he is forgotten he will fade away and die.
Basically keep everything a bit shit but not THAT shit. She gave birth to Winston Churchill to stop the Nazis from darkest houring us in World War 2, but she also married Oliver Cromwell and caused him to plunge the country into civil war to delay The Age of Enlightenment. She is at the heart of every major event in our history!
As we are currently in a golden age of activity and leadership in eUK, it is only a mater of time before Morgan le Fey strikes again to make us remember and hope for Arthur!
The leaders of eUK, eCanada and eIreland have banded together to end this cycle once and for all and usher in an eternal golden age. We aim to create an alliance to replace the need for Arthur and enable him to die and move onto the next life.
The AVALON alliance will both stop the darkest hour from ever coming AND stop Morgan le Fey from ending the golden age:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ysRu4Lw6Dd5-mXoybxYim6W7UHKoOFv_9RnVBk7mqD0/edit?pli=1
Oh and if anyone can fashion AVALON into an awkward acronym, the best one will win 25g!
Comments
I have a personal stake in this, I am the daughter of Morgan le Fey. I know not to what end she seeks to use me, but I fear that it is to cause ill to eUK.
I shall not be used by her!
LAVA-ON.
Very sexy girl in gif 😁
Do I detect a note of sarcasm in this article?
Never! #satire
Ah, that's ok then
Another satyre article Una Nancy Owen,truelly master-piece of your work.
I like the way you"ve been written this article.Keep going on.o7
Short note: I am for Avalon as long as wont hurt us.I don"t trust Canadians but I"ve think it"s worth of giving a try and make with them agreement.As we all know Cannucks tricked us in the past but as I say I would give them last chance for redemption.
Obviously fantasy, congress doesn't possess enough brain cells to come up with a plan
I said it before and I'll say it again; this deal is total BS. And I'll argue and vote against it for as long as I can! We need to keep some boarders open for TP. So lets drop the Canadian MPP and scrap this ridiculous deal and move on
The last congress voted against it, but Huey never announced the vote as over and seemed keen to make.minor changes until the "yes" votes takes the lead. The last I knew, the vote was circa 13-7 against at the end of last congress. No idea if the vote has reopened from scratch or if the votes of any new people in congress will be added. Last I knew, the treaty should have been rejected.
Sluzimo eSrbiji Newspaper from Serbia not Turkey!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sluzimo-esrbiji-newspaper-from-serbia-not-turkey--2511133/1/20
Did anyone actually read this article... there is some... stuff... here.
Ah, she is the money. Was I supposed to read the words framing the pictures?