Boring days in Zagreb
montaigne
Hi babies!
I wish to give you some update how 23 of us (12 Serbs and 11 Hungarinas) are spending our life in Zagreb. First of allI appologise for being so direct in addressing You, but my party is expecting from me to be a bit rainbowish (I have to refrain myself using any other synonims).
Why do I get being proud rainbowish?
Well our original party leader used to be a real man, but he got fed up by being on this position and he quit. He gave the duty to BattalGazi, who was supposed to be head of the election list on the Presidential Elections. So, EDEN sent to Croatia 2000 voters to fight against big nothing. And BattalGazi may have concluded, that his Turkish passport does not grant him any votes among Croats. Tough life…and he left as well.
The highest ranked player following BattalGazi was bbb_kambelovac, a Croat, who renamed the party from Srpska Demokratska Stranka to ex-HDS, and replaced the avatar with a picture of Pope John Paul II in order to emphasize the catholic (and I guess not the orthodox) rule. Well, I am a Calvinist, so for me this is equal.
Next day I woke up with a rainbow on the screen. Rainbow everywhere. Overnight bbb_kambelovac left us as well, and leshinari came. As far as I know (correct me if I am wrong) he has chosen this moment to announce his e-comming out. And since it is at fashion to rename parties, he also did it, so we became Rainbow Soldiers. Maybe I am a bit conservative (according to leshinari I am just not enough open minded), but I felt better and safer, when I switched to HUS.
As an insult over injury our party fraction leader (who is also the employer for most of us) saluted us like „hi girls”. I am the only one complaining why he does not address any words to me (haha, I have the feeling that in HUS there are sitting more serious people).
So far so good…and what exactly are we doing these days? Well, first of all we have devastated the Croat economy. In the Hungarian press I wrote an article about it with the title Armageddon. The readers started to call me pussy, and asked me why someone becomes a buthcer if he cannot stand the smell of the blood…hm…simple, but interesting approach.
We have started to extract money from the country, but I must say Croats are brave and clever in defending themselves and what they still have. Their president submits daily one Construction Proposal, blocking the money, while another congress guy is submitting a peanuts value donate proposal, thus he blocks our chances to make a similar proposal. No other person than the President may issue a Construction proposal. Well done, actually I am proud to fight this silent war against such a qualified and devoted opponent. Respect!
OK, we are also creative, we have milions of ideas, but the Headquarter will decide what to do next. Until than we click "NO" 2-3 times in a day.
During the last days we got some hundreds of Alerts. Croats had a mini baby boom, and it is no money the Treasury to give them 5 HRK citizen fee. Does it sould familiar? Ok, I went through those hundreds of alerts, maybe one of them was a friendship request. No, it wasn’t any. Noone wants to add me on the friend-list recently.
Evening arrived and we are all waiting for the 99th battle for Rhode Island. This is basicly our only chance to fight. Instead it came first battle for Scotland between Hungary and UK. My heart is on the battlefield, but duty calls me to stay where I am: in the Croat Parliament, the most boring place in the whole world.
I feel small and unimportant sitting on my Rainbow-coloured chair why Hungary and Peace fights an epic battle at the Atlantic Ocean.
Well, guys, that was all, hugs and kisses to everybody (Do not get me wrong, I am just practicing how to be more open-minded)
montaigne
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Haha, don't get too open-minded. : )
Looking forward to see U soon FURYANS,
Next time we will talk and drink more, and maybe I will have enough cigarettes with me 🙂
(montaigne's org)
So you are partying in Zagreb, how nice. Any hot girls
Ombudsman: hot girls? kidding. From our salaries no way.
Vote my friend!
Do you still have that 'Zagreb in your pocket' brochure? 😉
Hugs and kisses to everybody?!?! 😃
Montaigne, maybe you have eaten a wrong mushroom? 😛
Bad smurf, nasty smurf 😛
vonMartin:
No, I gave the last one to Lipec, but now I have a turist guide
"All You need to know about Los Angeles"
Lunatic:
someone told me to change my nickname to Oscar Wilde. I am learning now how to behave in a politically correct way, how to be open minded, but if U say that I am already on advanced level, I stop right now.
i have never, but never, read article, that is so boring and i couldn't read it all, i had to puke..i mean really, this is so miserable, pathetic, i wish there is a automatic censor of stupid article.But it can not be. Because server will colapse sooner than understand what has author meant to said. it will colapse.because..bla bla bla.al' stvarno mislim !alaa..
You can write on Hungarian now, Serbs will undertand it! 😁
may the Smurf be with you during this ordeal!
lol, lik vas zove "bebe". I sada vi meni recite da nista marionete Madara, looool. 😃
"untertand" јел то нека реч из данке дојчланд песме????
montaigne all the best, and be careful in LA, they are much more open minded, more then any of us could stand.
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Vote. Montaigne described eeeverything very well...But, as we can see, my friend, these days shall pass soon, only two weeks left. Kiss for Sucko. 😉
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