All Rylde Up: Vote NO to Evil
Kaminarinote
Of all the creepy Drizzt Do'Urden fanboys out on the Internet, Rylde is probably the most evil. Yeah, sure, he's a cancer survivor who has proven time and time again he's both a loving family man and dedicated player. Sure, every time he's run the country, it's been prosperous. Sure, his military expertise has kept the activity of the community alive, especially in the proliferation of Cordie Die. Sure, he's widely considered one of eCanada's best assets as a result. FINE. I'll concede all of the above. BUT, he's still evil. How?
Not only was he the former heavyweight of the Military Dictaroship Party, the pre-dictatorship implementation attempt at a dictatorship. They have repeatedly attempted to undermine our fragile republic with anti-government rhetoric...conveniently in between their terms. They bought and smashed their way to the top, then collapsed under their own egos. They blacklisted DMV3, Dennis McVicker, Canada's saviour and Hero of the West. He personally led the blacklisting and impeachment by yours truly, sending in the treacherous Dillpickl to sabotage my regime.
Simply put, Rylde must never be president again, for reasons. If not Klop, if not Rylde, who? WHO?! You're reading his article, bub. Demand an overthrow of the government, with me as the new dictator. I guarantee you'll enjoy what happens.
- B.L.
Comments
I'm not running.
That's a guarantee and a promise.
"I Gar-un-tee"
say it with a gambit accent.
As you start a rebellion against Not-Freddie-Mercury? Begone, liar
Maybe you missed the article asking for people to step up to be endorsed. I received 2 requests so far. Maybe you should have asked for endorsement.
I'm liberating the country for the medal and to perhaps get congress active again since our useless CP isn't doing anything to generate activity in this country.
We all know your request is a lie. And serve you and your ilk? HA! I'll do that right away! You won't see that coming!
Think what you want its your loss. You missed out. I'm endorsing a player who isn't in my party of from my camp of supporters. Could have been you.
Aha!
I ran before and will continue to run...