A Call to Bear Pencils

Day 1,986, 02:33 • Published in Australia Argentina • by Pat McCrutch

Hi, I'm Pat McCrutch, Bestselling author of "Global Warming, huh?" and many other articles that even I can't remember, and I wrote them.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is a sad thing for Australia when an article that features 18 words and two hastily copied images from the land of Google makes it to #3 in top news. And I won't even mention Binda's cat photo that made it to number 5.
This is a plea for any literate eAustralians to pull out your typewriter and write about something, anything*.


Tell us about the weather in your area, tell us about the weather in someone elses area, tell us about how Jenny Craig changed your life, I DON'T CARE!



I will now finish with an inspirational quote from a personal hero of mine.

"I'd like to open a sausage shop... that specialises in sausages."
-Dan, Grand Finalist of My Kitchen Rules


*Exceptions apply. People posting any more cat pictures will be deported.