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Afternoon all, Zaphod here with an article showcasing our parliament candidates and what you can expect from PCP in government.

Over the past few elections, PCP have been at the bottom of the list for congress results, regularly being beaten by the bland, the confused and the downright weird. It saddens me to see us in this state, as we are a party with so much history and success. While the rest of the top 5 waste their time debating intricate laws on how to manage immigration of east-european cattle farmers, we're the cool kids smoking a J outside and keeping the eUK sane.

Vote for UKPP, TUP, UKRP, or WRP for useless roleplaying.

Vote PCP for quiet competence and calm funkiness.

Our Candidates

Now, I could waste my time by having pics and lovely hyperlinks to each candidate, but since you can see all of that here, I won't bother.

1. Dr Kawishiwi - experienced former-minister, congressman and NHS supremo. One of the last genuinely altruistic guys in the eUK. - "I have a good track record in Congress. I have been in multiple governments so I know quite well how it goes, and I am looking to start stepping back into government roles."

2. JiminyChristmas - tonnes of congress experience, sharp as a tack and as level-headed as it gets in this game. - "I deserve a good spot because I have done sterling work matching the political machinations of the evil Dapper."

3. Zaphod - award-winning journalist, politician, lover and fighter. Prone to make congress mails 100% better. - "Hi"

4. KearoB - Always fights hard to keep eUK on the map, generous commie and no-nonsense politician. - "All of what every one else said plus I'll bribe you in true communist fashion"

5. Luke Braferd - fearless strength-trainer and foe of New Era. He understands the real way to play this game. - "coz I'm wayne..."

6. Frixios2000 - a relatively new member but already actively involved in government and ready to step up to the next stage. - "I'm loyal and already a congress member and i have marx as my avatar...."

Since we haven't had more than 6 members getting in since 1984, I'm going to be a bit briefer on the next candidates.

7-11. Calross, Steeeev, SycoASL, Jacklong and Anaxima. - All long-term members that can be trusted. Honest.

12. n0s3 - Some danish ptoer

13. KosovoKid - Enthusiastic, new, too new for congress.

14. DaFaKSRB - seems willing to run, would need to join an EUK Military unit before being trusted into congress.


retro picture to brake up the wall of text

So that's almost it for today, I'd just like to finish with a list of promises that every People's Communist Party member can make.

PCPers don't lie.

PCPers don't steal.

PCPers don't ragequit.

PCPers don't help foreign TakeOvers.

PCPers don't waste proposals.

thank you,
Zaphod