[Ministry Of Defence] Orders for day 2779 *Updated*

Day 2,778, 01:39 • Published in Thailand Thailand • by Ubod sisa


All rise for our glorious anthem!

ประเทศไทยรวมเลือดเนื้อชาติเชื้อไทย
เป็นประชารัฐ ไผทของไทยทุกส่วน
อยู่ดำรงคงไว้ได้ทั้งมวล
ด้วยไทยล้วนหมาย รักสามัคคี
ไทยนี้รักสงบ แต่ถึงรบไม่ขลาด
เอกราชจะไม่ให้ใครข่มขี่
สละเลือดทุกหยาดเป็นชาติพลี
เถลิงประเทศชาติไทยทวี มีชัย ชโย

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I'll try and keep the orders updated daily. If I'm high, you may see some strange things. Do not worry, flying Hippos are a perfectly normal occurrence!

o7

HIGH UPDATE!

I had an epiphany!
How beautiful the sky is, isn't it? And every star out there is an energy bar, how you ask? Well it's quite simple. A star is energy, an energy bar is also energy ('cause it gives energy), meaning a star = an energy bar. Now think about if you had all those stars in your storage, you wouldn't be just a Legend, you'd be Apollo himself, because Apollo is the God of the sun and light, and the sun is a star, right? That means that Apollo is really the God of energy bars, because we already confirmed that a star is an energy bar. You'd be the God of Stars.
Now imagine that someone else has the same amount of stars in his/hers storage, and also were the God of Stars, does that mean that an Epic battle between the two Gods of Stars would be Star Wars? And given that there currently is only one Empire on eRepublik, and there is only one Empire in Star Wars, that would mean that Greece would be The Empire, which kind of fits perfectly in place given that Apollo is the Greek God of the sun and light.
So, we have now actually proven that this is all a big conspiracy by the admins!
eRepublik = Star Wars!

End of update.