[Kalif Batan] Fresh Prince

Day 2,724, 13:42 • Published in Australia Germany • by Kalif Batan

Some music to listen to while you read this article: Klick me!


Now, this is a story all about how
My elife got flipped-turned down under
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a country named Nigeria

In south eGermany born and raised
On the battleground was where I spent most of my days
Shootin' out maxin' defendin' all cool
And all shootin some Q1s outside of the school
When a couple of polishs who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one huge fight and my gov' got scared
They said 'we're makin a treaty and it'll be not just hot air'

I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they signed the contract and sent it on the way
They gave me no chance and so I bough me my ticket.
I took my friends with me and said, 'Let's kick it'.

Dear people of eAustralia,

unfortunately I am really bad at rhyming, so I could not tell you my full story in a songtext and a bit of the text up above might be wrong too 😉
So here is the real information about me and what my plan here is:
I am a citizen of eAustralia for just a few days now. Thanks to Ilene Dover for the naturalization!

I am RL German and started my game in eGermany (actually I come from Bavaria, which is a southern part of Germany, but some deny it is a part of it). My username is a tribute to the comics (not the animated series!!!)of Iznogoud who always wanted to be "Caliph in the Caliph's place".


In the first months I barely logged in and was close to stopping to play again. But then along came a mighty battle against ePoland, who made a babyboom with RL hate against Germany. From that point on, I started to get more active, beginning with military action, followed by some article writting.

After about one year, I started to get more active in politics. Over the years, I held many political posts in eGermany, mostly Minister of Interior and Party President of Open Mind Germany, the biggest party in eGermany, but also MoC, MoInf, Government Speaker and many more. In one month, the eAustrians needed help in building up their Ministry of Interior, so I was in their government once also.

After the new countries were created in 2014, my militar unit, the one and only Fliegendes Suizid Kommando (Flying Suicide Command, the german name of the famous Suicide Squad in the Monty Python film Life of Brian), was invited to help in the ATO mission in eNigeria. Somehow, we were too active and got more and more involved in eNigerias politics. In the following time, some of us, including myself twice, were elected as CP aka Prince of Nigeria. Somehow, my trust in different people was used to steal the treasury first and set a dictator then. I am still very disapointed, but naturally I am a very positive man and I will just start a new part of my eLife here with you guys. I will only keep the good memories of eNigeria in my memory.

"Cool story bro, but what do you want here and why should I care?", I hear you ask. Here is the reason: My plan is not to get involved in politics in eAustralia (we'll see if that plan will work for me), but to start my career as a journalist and to improve my english. And for that, I need the help of all of you guys! Please vote my articles and sub my newspaper (my main goal is the Media Mogul Medal)!

I play this game long enough to know its players, so I will give you the two most loved things in this game: Comment your vote and sub under this article and you will receive 5 Q7 weapons if you are eAustralian! Also, here are some nice bavarian women and men:






Best regards