[Full Collapse] The eBachelorette

Day 2,346, 20:23 • Published in USA USA • by wookyjack


Gentlemen, and even the Ladies, I introduce to you erepublik's first: eBachelorette Contest.

We all know Plato tries hard to entice us with new adventures, missions and weapons of mass destruction to assuage our naturalistic destructive wants and needs. He even tried to romanticize Valentine's Day by hooking us up with cupid. But what happened in the end? WE KILLED CUPID. What's with all the hostility? Where is the love?



An old Fed, an opportunistic and inquisitive, talented genius Fed, came upon a situation that almost proved too good to be true. He also alluded to the limits of Plato's ability to be more creative with Erepublik. He even braved the gauntlet of skeptics to think outside the box at something new, something different, something that would breach the floodgates of a complacent eSociety subjugated to mindless clicking...

If you didn't read the article I just linked you, then realize that Chocolate McSkittles pimped out Fingerguns to the single (and taken) men of erepublik. She was looking for a MAN! It was a glorious leap into the unknown and proved to be thoroughly captivating and entertaining. As nostalgic as I have been lately, my pouring through old Fed media got me thinking that the only way to show some love to a nation jaded by Plato's shenanigans is to give them what they want.



No, not guns, bombs and gold. THIS IS TOO SIMPLE! If you're willing to click the ever living crap out of your mouse to get an award on your profile then I am sure you’re willing to spend LESS money on a contest where you can win a date with an eligible eBachelorette! Are you lonely? Have you been pining for companionship? Are you ready to eDate?



Guys and Gals, clean yourselves up, flush those moths out of the wallet, dust off that tuxedo and pick up some nice flowers. The Feds have a very eligible eBachelorette looking for a good time...



Mazzy_Cat is looking for date!

How will this work? Well, like the actual real life show of the Bachelor there will be several rounds between the potential suitors. Also, this competition is meant to raise funds for Mazzy_Cat’s treasury fund because if you didn’t know she recently joined the Federalist Party and is now the Fed Treasurer. The winner of the competition will also receive 3,000 USD from me, your host! $$$ CHA CHING! $$$


WookyJack, eBachelorette host

Rules, Guidlines and Do’s & Don’ts:

1. Potential suitors will sign up through the Fed Forum here: http://fedparty.forumotion.com/t4961-the-ebachelorette
You MUST post an image of a Rose to sign up.

2. Donations of $500 USD Country Currency (cc) will be donated by the suitors to Mazzy_Cat. (http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/donate-money/4838884)
Any additional donations exceeding $500 are welcome and encouraged. This will be taken into further consideration while you try to woo her. 😉 ~ Mazzy_Cat

3. There will be three episodes of the competition.

a) The first contest will be to write Mazzy_Cat a poem. Send her the poem you write in game or in a PM on the Fed Forum. (All submissions must be received by Sunday 11:59pm 4-27-2014. Poems will be made public. So, uh, keep it PG13 or it will be ignored.)

b) The second contest will be announced at the end of the first episode.

c) The third contest will be announced at the end of the second episode.

4. Winners of the contests will be chosen by Mazzy_Cat to advance to further episodes of the competition. Those who are not chosen will get this:



Don’t keep a girl waiting…