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[eBe-MoSW] To defeat the enemy, you must know him better than he knows himself.

Day 2,739, 06:26 • Published in Belgium Spain

• by Chihiroh

(obligatory cool Yasuo-senpai pic)

The Japs have finally landed (along with some other Serbish people but those are not as interesting) and in order to defeat them, we must discover them. First we need a name for the project, and in order to understand our enemy fully we'll even adopt their naming strategy!

"First association when i think of Belgium is chocolate, that`s why this campaign is under codename : "Operation : Chocolate"."

O..okay, that seems pretty simple.

First association when I think of Japan is ~~hentai~~ ~~Hiroshima~~ ~~Nagasaki~~ ~~tentacles~~ ~~tsundere~~ ~~seppuku~~ ~~Fukushima~~SUSHI! That's why our defense strategy will be codenamed : "Operation: Sushi"!

But names aren't everything, dear Belgian warriors,

Immerse you in their culture!

Their education!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPegBgq1iIY

Their fears!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrXtSMzjhMQ

Their motivations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEczjHk_Xq4

Their love life!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzNEmqeIWo

Their mating techniques!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTZ17bIiwLQ

Their birth rituals!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg

Their music instruments!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0WTri-TNSM

Consume every bit of their culture, every last second of it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA

And then, armed with powerful knowledge, go forth and defend our precious fries and our much desired high-tech walking technology!

(Breaking news! Our special reporter Jeiry spotted their first attempt to match our beautiful walks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuQeN0rgXCo
Such amateurwork, look at what primitive walking technique they adopt. No wonder they want to steal ours! )

Push back those pokemons, and may the force of Kawaii be with you!

Love,

Chihiroh
not having a weird bonzaï fetish since day 793

Comments

Jeiry Day 2,739, 06:37

Banzaï !!

Chihiroh Day 2,739, 06:43

NonoNO...Okay I admit

http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.webm

Tensa Zangetsu san Day 2,739, 07:00

"Operation Tentacle Hentai" would have of many success, you should of thinking about it more.

Jin Yang Day 2,739, 07:18

This is the eSerbian TO group (with the help of other eSerbian players) attacking you, every other (long time) citizen of eJapan doesn't agree with this war, and will not fight in it, or they will fight for eBelgium! o7

Hail eBelgium!!!
Long live eJapan!!!

Silent Warrior Day 2,739, 12:56

Haha, good joke 🙂 We are not Serbian PTO-ers, and even a half of that political minority (opposition) in eJapan is fighting for our country now 🙂 I'm very glad for that 🙂

So, only one political party is fighting against their own eCountry, with some small MU 🙂

Fhaemita The Apostate Day 2,740, 01:35

Serbs seems to be in control of Japan so yes you are PTO'ers but really who does expect anything else from serbs. You are just scum PTO'ing any country you can.

Silent Warrior Day 2,740, 02:20

Yeah, says someone who was CP in 3 eCountries and now is congressman in fourth 😃 😃 http://prntscr.com/780obt

Because there are just few RL Japanese, exactly from who we PTO-ed eJapan? 🙂

Fhaemita The Apostate Day 2,740, 03:40

There are so many people who have been Cp and congressman in multiple countries. That doesn't actually make me a PTO'er. Serbs taking over the countries from the legitimate (RL) citizens does make you a PTO'er

Ely.nea Day 2,739, 07:42

eJapan is just here to drain our damages, it's better to fight against Montenegro (it's my thought)

and ePoland sadly is fighting for japan.

But i like Sushi 🙂 Banzaiii