[Ambassador] еCanada. Interview with the CP

Day 3,172, 03:53 • Published in Canada Bulgaria • by SmileThenBleed

Hello eCanadians,

here comes the first ambassador article from eCanada. This is a translation of the article I wrote in the eBulgarian press.

The situation there is relatively uninteresting. The press is practically dead and the power is divided between two parties - Rylde's Whorehouse and The Canadian Progressive Front. The presidents in the last year are from one of those two parties (with one exception from August 2015), and the usual CPs are either Rylde or Exalted Druid.

For July the chosen CP is Rylde. The elections were very "heated" with him being the only candidate for CP.

Before we go to the interview I will make a quick presentation of the cabinet.

CP profile (to save you a couple of clicks):

Cabinet:

Congress:

Interview:
Questions are in bold italic. Rylde is speaking very diplomatically as you can see 🙂 :

1. Can you tell us (the Bulgarian eCitizens) a bit about yourself?

I'm an A**hole in this game while I'm drunk and I like to start wars for fun, even if it always backfires in my face. Canadians like electing that A**hole (kind of crazy 13 times I guess). Thank Plato for making the game boring so I guy like me can get elected for screwing around to make fun.

2. What do you think about eBulgaria?

Nothing really just another big nation fighting in the Balkans and I entirely ignore those wars.

3. What do you think about the relationship between eCanada and eBulgaria? Would you be interested in strengthening it?

I have nothing for or against Bulgaria we've had very little contact in my experiences as CP. So I'd fight for or against them if the pay was good enough and not against an Orion member. Sounds like a non existant relationship to me.

4. Why did you decide to be the CP of Canada and why were you the only candidate?

I wanted to be elected to go punch Ireland in the face this term. Canada is pretty much run by a 8 man backroom council and it was decided I would be king this term. As for no other candidates. Must be some lazy ass PP's out there.

5. What do you think of the resource wars results? Did your country get what it wanted from it?

I found it a confusing lottery and I ignored it and let the other CP in my country handle all that BS. I'm not sure I know we now rely heavily on our territorial renters to survive now.

6. What are your goals for this mandate?

Chew bubblegum and kick Ireland's ass.

7. How do you plan to use the resources that you won from the resource wars in your advantage? Although you did not get many resources from the new industry, you got quite a lot of resources from the other industries. Do you plan to take advantage of that and get new eCitizens based on the new Holding mechanic?

This game is circling the toilet and will continue to do so without some real proactive change. Seems like a waste of time at this stage growing your community.
So I'll just say I'll but as much time and effort into growing the game and my community as Plato does.

Here are some pictures from Canada for your pleasure (no boobies):