WHPR [Day 1,246] The Red Wing

Day 1,247, 02:24 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Index
1. Hostile Maneuvers
2. The White House Intern Program goes Red




Spain attacked Virginia

We lost Galacia

We secured New Mexico

Indonesia conquered South Australia, and conquered Victoria

Serbia conquered both Volga and North Caucuses

France retook Auvergne

Croatia retook Slavonia

In a string of victories, Hungary conquered Crisana and Bucovina from Romania

Today’s fighting showed a glimpse of what the future might hold. Overall, it was a net loss to Terra and Eden. And most likely, this salvo will get worse before it gets better. Prepare yourself, America. In the next few days we’re going to need to watch out for our allies more than ourselves. We’ve broken this before, and we’re damn well going to do it again.
Stay Strong,
Win the Future.





Due to the previous Director of the Intern Program being forced to step down due to RL causes, I’ve been placed as the new Director. And by the transitive property of Communism, that also means this program becomes Communist. I think it was Eisenhower that coined it, beats me.

With that established, we need more interns.
As everyone knows, interns are disposable resources in most environments. They’re used for the paperwork jobs, cleaning the bathrooms, and the first lines of defense against godless Serbian assaults. But you see, here at the Whitehouse, we just don’t have the steady stream of interns that we’d like to. We barley have enough to hold the monthly Intern Gladiator re-enactments as it is!
So, if your a player that wants to get involved with the Executive Branch, get a start in a political career, or learn how to be a Gladiator, join today!





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