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The United States has attacked ONE on three fronts today. We’re winning two of them, and tied in the third.
Baja, Mexico 3-1
Castilla y Leon, Spain 4-0
New Jersey, Poland 2-2

Progress in Europe has stalled for the moment, with Brazil being halted, and a few Rwars failing in Romania. Otherwise, Terra and Eden keep chomping away at ONE, slowly regaining regions.

Croatia retakes Central Croatia from Serbia
Romania halted Hungary at Banat
France retook Aquitaine from Spain

Overall, today was a victory comrades. Not as overwhelming as the past few days, but hey, we’ll take it 😃






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The WH Intern Program is a program specifically designed to get newer or lesser known players active within the executive, and, at the same time, increase the efficiency of every Executive program by allowing for greater worker elasticity and a steady flow of new grunts when we accidentally ‘lose’ a few of them. Don’t look at me, I told Jelly9437 he couldn’t jump 20 interns on a motorcycle. But he bloody well didn’t listen. Video was kind of cool though...

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Forever protecting your second amendment rights, Arm America has recently finished a 4 day IRC distribution streak. For those of you who don’t know, Arm America is a program that distributes weapons and food to players under level 22, and on certain days, weapons and food to anyone who shows up in #defense. And they just did that latter part for 4 days straight. So essentially they sponsored a 4 day long Mexican/Polish/Spaniard ass kicking spree.

Over the course of these 4 days, Arm America distributed 25,000 USD worth of food and weapons to be used against our enemies. Twenty-Five THOUSAND. The government had to give up some of our privileges, like the whorehouse, for this, so you better be thankful America.



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