UKPP Taxation

Day 551, 11:11 • Published in Canada United Kingdom • by Grampa Alfagrem

The government 'supports' all kinds of schemes to help people out be they young, old and regardless of party. This support however does not extend to actually providing any cash to do any of this.

All we pay for are the nations MPPs.

So if this is all we get out of taxes lets ask how many do we actually need?

In reality we only really need to remain pals with Poland (this doesn't mean we should let them intefere with our elections 😉 ) as they are the big bad wolf in the neighbourhood.

Of course they are busy holding down their conquered nations so from time to time they might be too busy whacking Germans to help us.

Therefore we should probably keep those MPPs with our good friends in Serbia, Hungary and Macedonia who can also keep us supplied with our daily battles.

Instead we have spent our cash on filling our list with such warrior nations as Mexico and Estonia!

So vote for the Alfagrem option of;

1% Income Tax
99% Import Tax
1% VAT

Stop the half-polish TUP lot from ripping off us eUK workers, employers and producers.

~Alfagrem
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