SFP: We Got 99 Members But Pfeiffer Ain't One!

Day 2,745, 09:50 • Published in USA Peru • by Jude Connors

Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow Americans and Ajay Gipper Hut:

I want to first congratulate and thank AMP and especially BeachBunny for sponsoring our three candidates and then dominating the Congressional elections this past Monday. It was truly a sight to see the party that had the least amount of votes in April rise above even the United States Workers Party to take the top spot in votes. Speaking for the SFP, I am grateful for the opportunity to help and look forward to whatever else an AMP/SFP partnership leads to in the future. 🙂

This month, I went shopping around three of the top Five parties to get the best spots for SFP. Judging by past Congressional and Party Presidential elections, I was able to easily promise 50 votes to whomever would sponsor us. SFP is a well-oiled machine and one of the best when it comes to an active voting block. We stick together and come out in force. It is a great thing to see.

Anyway, I offered the same deal to the leadership of AMP, BSP, and WTP. I first offered the deal to the Black Sheep Party - whom SFP had been tethered to in the recent past. They had no desire at all to give SFP better spots, I moved on to AMP and WTP.

WTP's party president and a few people I know in their leadership supported the idea immensely, but the true (unspoken) leaders of the party, Oblige and The Mike, voted the idea down because of their personal dislike of yours truly. In addition, Oblige didn't believe SFP had the fifty votes I was selling. Oh well, you see how their month ended up, right? 😉

Hey Oblige... Still doubt that we bring at least 50 votes to the table?!?!

Only AMP was willing to play ball with us, and after negotiating a few changes, we had a deal. I assured Beachbunny that AMP would have more seats in May than in April, but even doubted how successful this partnership would be. I even told her that I thought the Sheep were a more active party than AMP and therefore had concerns. But AMP and Beachbunny did their thing... and SFP did our thing... and the result was a FLAWLESS VICTORY.

This was me watching the election. 😃

This election proved that SFP is a major contender in the grand scheme of politics today, and we are poised to overtake a Top Five party by the end of Summer. We are the most active party in the eUSA right now, and our voting block proves that.

So if you are a new player here, looking for a place to call home... or if you are a seasoned veteran of the game, looking for more fun and opportunity... the SFP is the place for you. Come visit our forum and see for yourself that SFP is the party of Activity and Opportunity! Be a part of the Revolution that makes eUSA Better! Be somebody! BE SFP!
WE GOT 99 MEMBERS BUT PFEIFFER AIN'T ONE!!!