Rise of Ptolemaic eEgypt

Day 1,521, 07:10 • Published in Greece Greece • by Yiannis and Vasilis balambani

The bloodless conquest of Egypt

Following Alexanders conquest of Egypt, he was greeted as a God and made Pharaoh for freeing Egypt from Persian rule. On his death, Alexanders general Ptomely became ruler of Egypt. As a result, although Egypt remained spiritually devoted to Egyptian theology, it became a bastion of Greek culture even after the Roman invasions up until Arab invasions.

Despite turbulent history, a Greek community remained in Alexandria with its unique dialect and cultural traditions (their accent is very similar to Pontian), until much of it was purged by Colonel Nasser, a Pan-Arabist dictator.


Breaking news in eEgypt, presidential address

On erepublik the eEgyptians who now talk about neutrality when they sided against us by joining ONE long ago (violating our trade agreements with them), have the conceit to tell us how unjust we are and this and that, when they have a provocative president who clearly knows nothing when it comes to the art of international relations other than stroking ONE genitals and hence is just a nationalist baffoon in power, inable to see his own contradictions. Then others in Egypt preaching to us how they seek neutrality when they assisted the Skopians and their ONE masters to invade us a few months ago only to be trampled upon by ONE but accept it.

There is much hypocrisy on the part of the Egyptian president and much ignorance in the media which neglects past Egyptian allegiances to ONE and how Egypt neglected all its opportunities for repentance.

Because of the incompetent leadership in Egypt which is clearly just a representation of near diminished ONE interests in the middle East, Greece will be forced to liberate eEgypt from the ONE puppet government it has and give the Egyptians time to realize the reality of the situation.

Until then, Egypt will be known as Ptolemaic Egypt and shall came under Hellenistic spheres of control. I suggest that during occupation to show the Egyptians that we value them as historical equals, we grant them semi-autonomy with a Greek consul represented so that Egypt can learn from its diplomatic failures and better itself...



Until then, the joke that is the Egyptian president must be toppled by Hellenic might! This is my take on all this...

FUN FACT

Did you know that the ancient Egyptians during a victory would collect the penises of fallen enemy soldiers and parade them around the city as a sign of strength?

eEgypt will you follow in their example. I don't bite 😉

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