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RIP Robin Williams

Day 2,457, 06:08 • Published in South Africa

• by SpartacusZA

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Luc Praetor Day 2,457, 06:19

One of my favourites;

Robin Williams: [talking about the invention of golf, in a scottish accent] Here's my idea for a ****ing sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole. "Like pool?" **** off pool, not with a straight stick, with a little ****ed up stick. I whack a ball its goes in a gopher hole. "Oh you mean like croquet?" "**** croquet. I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh **** of ya, "Oh like a bowling thing?" "**** no! Not straight! I put shit in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose your ****ing ball. And go whacking away with a ****ing tire iron. Whacking away, and each time you miss you feel like you'll have a stroke. **** that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cause each time you miss you feel like you're gonna ****in' die. Oh great, oh and here's the better part oh **** this is brilliant. Right near the end I'll put a little flat piece with a little flag to give you ****ing hope. But then I'll put a little pool and a sand box to **** with your ball again. Ay, you'll be there crackin' you ass, jackin' away in the sand, "Oh, and you do this one time?" "**** no! 18 ****ing times!"