Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

Day 2,667, 11:00 • Published in Australia Australia • by Brigidd

Guy goes to a psychiatrist and says:

“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”;

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.
Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”;

“How much do you charge?

“Eighty dollars per visit,”; replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,”; he said.
Six months later the doctor met him on the street.

“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?”; He asked.

“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”;

“Is that so?”; With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”;

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”;

FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION.