Proclamación del Gobernador de España

Day 2,874, 21:15 • Published in Spain USA • by Derphoof

Imperial Subjects of the Province of Spain,

On this great day, 2874, of the New World, the United States of America has obtained the “Empire” status that many nations only dream of having. This has taken a lot of hard work on everyone’s part, and I am truly thankful for your support in this endeavor. After being appointed the Governor of Spain by Emperor Aramec, I hoped and prayed to Dio (sands be upon him), that you would accept me as your leader and the eUS as your benevolent country. Never would I have thought that Spain would so graciously accept me and my country into her heart.

However, I witnessed day after day of Spanish soldiers simply giving up on the battlefield and going home, granting our armies peaceful seizure of Spanish regions. As I entered Spanish streets, I was greeted as a liberator, shaking the hands of the Spanish people. We sang songs, praised Dio for the American victory, and played through Bad Dudes together. A few Spaniards even pledged to me, in tears, that they were ready to accept the love of Dio into their heart and become /v/irginized.

“He is part of every living soul, he is part of every living entity, he is part of the air, the fire, the water, and the sand. He is everything. The path to the light is within all of us - within ourselves we find salvation. Within ourselves we find Dio Brando if we open our minds and hearts.”
-Book of Dio, Chapter 4

The Spaniards are coming to know the love of Dio and the Peace that the American people wish to bring them. It is my hope that this Peace washes over the people of Spain, as they become one with our Dioist Empire. For Peace within our borders will bring Peace throughout the world.

I weep joyously on this day for the people of Spain, as it is evident that they have given up on their piggish, capitalist government and willingly accepted the Dioist state into their hearts.

Yours,
Derphoof,
Imperial Governor of Spain.