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Position Vacant: Loyal Citizen of the eUK

Day 2,350, 07:13 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Yossarian Afudyakno

You're surfing (or serfing?!) the eWeb looking for an eJob to better fill your eHours - you know, those hours you waste on this website when you should definitely be doing something productive, like work, socialising, or having a significant other. You come across a boring-looking left-wing rag called the 'Rude Pravo', written by some Middle Eastern-sounding person you've never heard of. You flick through it absently until something catches your eye - a job advertisement. A job! In a communist newspaper? You read it, think for a moment and hastily head home to begin rewriting your CV.

What a job!
-Yossi

P.S.: For PCPers, Congress article coming soon.

Comments

The Aged and Eminent Tommiecat Day 2,350, 07:26

Me, me, me, me, me!!!! o/

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,350, 07:50

All you need to do is apply and you'll be fast-tracked to bored middle-manager in no time!

MaryamQ Day 2,350, 07:40

I would consider applying, but I have my doubts about the HR department. 😉

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,350, 07:51

I understand they're highly versed in management-speek, whenever you complain you're made to realise that it's just an internal inefficiency localised in your commercial personality which needs to be redirected into a more productive direction. o7

MaryamQ Day 2,350, 08:07

I see. Do you know whether there is an affirmative action program in place?

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,350, 08:13

I am told by the management of the company concerned (The United Kingdom Ltd., reg. 2008 by Bob Boblo), that they have acted affirmatively in favour of favouring the best candidates for the job, irrespective of colour, creed, singing voice, nationality, intention to destroy eUK etc.

MaryamQ Day 2,350, 08:45

That is good to know. So they will accept mezzo-sopranos?

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,350, 08:48

From the coloratura sopranos to the mozzarellas!

mick cain Day 2,350, 09:06

LOL Nice one

CptChazbeard Day 2,350, 13:25

Bardokva Day 2,351, 03:28

Yossarian is a real communist internationalists! There are Armenian family and Czechoslovak Communist newspaper!😁)
v19 s16

Sambo911 Day 2,351, 09:54

I know English might not be your first language, but what on earth are you on about?

Bardokva Day 2,351, 10:31

Please forgive me, I apologize on behalf of google translator I wanted to say-Armenian surname, not family! And Czechoslovakia, a country that existed when it came out "Rambo-First Blood!" Do not you remember, Rambo-Sambo ))

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,351, 10:54

I understood him, Sambo: the name of my newspaper ('Rude Pravo') refers to a Czechoslovak newspaper and my in-game surname is Armenian, so he's celebrating my international socialist nature. Don't forget my Assyrian forename. Thanks for the love, Bardokva \o/

Sambo911 Day 2,351, 13:32

yeah I got it now 😛