Paul's Going For Congress
Paul Proteus
This Article will be divided into Three Parts,
Paul's Going for Congress
Past Party Presidential Elections
The SFP, Gone with the Wind? or not...
Starting with, a rubber duck
anyway, starting the article with,
Paul's Going for Congress
Let's Start with a Mad Lib:
Okay, let's fill that in,
Yeah, let's try that 🙂
Reveal Story
and...
Uhhhhh, didn't really work...
Let's try that again shall we 🙂
and, Reveal
besides a few grammatical errors, I think it's pretty good,
anyway, slightly more seriously, I am running for congress again, and while I am a bit lazy, and should write an in-depth program of what I'm going to do,
here are a few quick points,
I am experienced,
I am a
3X Congress member,
1X Vice Minister of Economics,
and am currently a 1X VICE PRESIDENT,
Also, I be really cool,
(Thats Debatable)
Anyway, I'm not just going to write a really vague "I will helpz economy" Article,
I will write a really vague "Vote Paul for Funny Pictures" Article instead
Thats all.
Remember, Vote Paul, A Candidate Whose Head is Out of the Ground,
Even the Swiss Cow of Destiny Says So,
VOTE PAUL, A CANDIDATE WHO PWNS!!!!
One month, I will actually write an article that makes you want to vote for me, but until then, you should still vote for me 🙂
ANyway, now on to,
Past Party Presidents
Not much has happened, and I will try to do this in a bipartisan manner,
but Arschmann ran against the PSR, and lost, and JNArno did the same in the SNP, but to a lot of people, it showed that the SNP was not invincible, quoting a FLight of the Conchords SOng,
"Some People think we're invincible,
We're Vincible"
Also, Waza retained the SFP, Penguin flopped in the SBP (I'm too funny 😛
)
Anyway, Julian took a small party, and built it up which leads us to our next section,
The SFP, GOne with the Wind?
What? No, this isn't a book review,
anyway, the SFP is teetering on the edge of, not being in the top 5, which would mean I would have to run for congress somewhere else, which makes this sad 🙁
anyway,
thats it for todays small article, remember,
That was today's article, here is a really cool giant duck who wants you to vote for Paul
GIANT DUCK
Here is today's anime,
Here is a comic about Pengun's and Ice Cream,
EDIT
As you all know, I was succesful in securing the eOlympics in Switzerland a while back, but then the guy died, and we were left with shit, then I saw a new eOlympics, not nearly as cool or well set up, but is is worth a try:
IF YOU WANT THE NEXT eOLYMPICS IN SWITZERLAND, go
here (http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dDMyYUdpVTJONHpldzlmaVZmOEcyQVE6MQ&ifq]), and write in Switzerland!
And yes, this is Fondue Fork Propaganda
(You haven't won yet JNArno!)
And, for your troubles
Life, The Universe and Everything<
Comments
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I would vote for Paul!!(if i were in switzerland 😛)
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Awesome article 😃
Vote!
Good luck Paul!
If I could 🙁
Paul my Swiss Congress member!
Good luck!
Im just ganna say this one thing PAUL IS THE MAN 😛
wait a postcard from you now 🙂
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And how'd you get a picture of my giant rubber duck?
You know I will Icewood 🙂
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Dang it. After the party president elections the Resistance had 3-4 parties in the top 5 and Shaolins 1-2 (teetering on the edge between the SBP and the SLD), now it seems that the Shaolin have been moving their forces back into Switzerland for the election and have gotten all 3 parties under their control back into the top 5... 🙁
OK everyone, JOIN THE SFP (unless you're running for congress in another party)- if, say, all the SLDs or an equivalent amount join (just temporarily for the election) the SFP, it could get back into the top 5 and indeed easily get to the top 3 well beyond the Shaolin parties.