July 2015 Presidential Election Results ARE IN!

Day 2,784, 19:02 • Published in USA USA • by Chris A. Johnson

America the Beautiful can officially call the July 2015 Presidential election. We can project that Deputy Press Secretary Tyler Bubblar, Federalist, will win the election and become the 64th President of the United States of America.

At last count, Bubblar has 297 out of 644 votes cast, which is 46.12%. The runner-up, BeachBunny, American Military Party, at most recent count, has 277 votes or 43.01%.

Ronald Gipper Reagan, Reagan Conservative, with 45 votes (6.99😵 will take third; Ron Welther, Libertarian, 13 votes, making up 2.02%; and A. M. Celal Sengoer, the South Carolina Ulku Ocaklari nominee, in 5th place with 12 votes (1.86😵.

Due to the significant decline in the population of the United States, this will be an election with less than one thousand total votes cast. In contrast, the August 2009 election had a total of 4,508 votes cast for President.

I, Chris A. Johnson, director of America the Beautiful, would like to personally wish President-Elect Bubblar the best of luck in his new post as President of the greatest nation in the world.

Update!!!

It's official! America the Beautiful's projection of Tyler Bubblar winning the election was correct. The final tally:

Candidate, Party, Votes, Pct.
Tyler Bubblar, Federalist, 344, 47.58%
BeachBunny, American Military, 303, 41.91%
Ronald Gipper Reagan, Reagan Conservative, 47, 6.50%
Ron Welther, Libertarian, 17, 2.35%
A. M. Celal Sengoer, South Carolina Ulku Ocaklari, 12, 1.66%