Issue 5 Wednesday 10th June Day 2759 *****Special Presidential Issue *****

Day 2,759, 02:29 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Hamza Azeem
The Islamabad Times.

Special Presidential Issue


Today we had an interview with the President of Pakistan and this is the conversation he had with our journalists

Journalist:What is your response to the resistance war in Punjab and the being started in Sindh ?
President😒indh RW was not authorised, it was done by Peru to the best of my knowledge. Punjab RW was authorised and as you can see we won it.
Journalist😒hould the people be investing in resistance wars?
President:If its a sure win, it isn't bad, you get about 5 gold if you win the RW and a medal. But its always best to check what priorities the country has and who it's against.
Journalist:When are the Turkish forces going to leave Pakistan ?
President:Not for a long time, we have a rental agreement with Turkey for Sindh, Balochistan and NWFP. So they pay us to occupy our regions. Pakistan's population is too low to make any difference on the global stage, so this is a very good deal for us.
Journalist:Are negotiations taking place between the Pak-Turk governments ?
President:We are in constant contact with Turkey on a variety of subjects. Can't say more as they are confidential. The dictator Strywgr is involved in all of them.
Journalist:What are your aims this term ?
President:Honestly this is hard to answer, I'm hoping the new players will become more active in affairs in the country. So I don't have a specific aim.
Journalist:For how many terms have you been President of Pakistan ?
President:I've been President for 8 months in total officially. Unofficially I've been the defacto President for almost 2 years where my political party DPP ran Pakistan.
Journalist😃oes the public need to worry about the nation's political situation ?President:Very much so, our politics is dead and more people need to be active and get involved.
Journalist😃o we need to worry about the Turks betraying us ?
President:No, if we treat them with respect they will treat us with respect.
Journalist:What is your advice to the Nation ?
President:Invite as many friends as possible, we need more Pakistani's to join this game and play.
Journalist:What would you like to say to your political opponents ?
President:Good luck in the next elections.
Journalist:I thank you for your time Mr.President o7