Get eCanada Out Of The Trailer Park

Day 2,555, 22:23 • Published in Canada Canada • by Xander Kross

Folks, eCanada has an outstanding debt that must be paid off. Membership with LETO carries a tax, and eCanada is behind on payments.

There are two things I hate worse than slightly less than as much as I hate hippies: eCanada's enemies, and deadbeat welfare trailer trash. An eCanada that suckles on the alliance teat and can't be bothered to pay its debts is an eCanada of deadbeat welfare trash. And not the hilarious Trailer Park Boys kind.



TheSmoke (pictured here), likely in a marijuana-and-LSD stupor which left him feeling incredibly generous, has paid half of the bill out of his own pocket. I imagine he then went around painting dayglo peace signs on everything and then ate twinkies and beef jerky until he fell asleep on the bed of cushions in the back of his VW van.

Don't let the hippies win! Let's match his contribution and clean that charge off of our bill.

It's not a giant "let's privately fund a war" amount, but 40,000 cc is a substantial amount.

{EDIT: Smoke's contribution was 40k. We're out to beat the hippies and pay this thing off completely, so I'm bumping the goal up to 42k.}

42k is the difference between a respectable nation of valued allies, and a country full of this:



I'll be accepting donations of any amount, small or large, and listing them here, making them public. I will keep the names of the donors (but not the amounts) anonymous, unless and until they confirm otherwise by PM.

When I receive the balance owing of 42,000 cc, I'll put all the donors' names in a big hat, pull out three of them (using some sort of random number generator) and create an hilarious comic featuring those three characters.

Give what you can now, and provide a better future for eCanada's children than this:



LIST OF DONORS:
1) Xander Kross, 1000cc
2) Bryan Alexander, 5000cc
3) Anonymous Donor, 2000cc
4) Anonymous Patriot, 2000cc
5) TomislavRexCroatorum, 500cc
6) Alias Vision, 2000cc
7) Thedillpickl, 10,000cc
8 ) Ser Fartsalot, 1000cc
9) Darkmos, 5000cc
10) Anonymous Drunken Lumberjack, 1000cc
11) Cream Soda, 3500cc
12) A wealthy Arab, 1000cc
13) Hippie bong-smoking monkey, 4000cc
14) I-Bleed-Blue-93, 4000cc

42,000 / 42,000

Good work, eCanada. o7



From now on, let's pay our damned bills in a timely manner.

According to the RNG, the hilarious comic will feature Darkmos, Ser Fartsalot and TomislavRexCroatorum. Stay tuned!