Engineer Vs Doctor
Junaidatullah Alfathonah
Hello friends
Need a slice of humor? here is it.
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for €500, if not treated get back €1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn €1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be €500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be €500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this €1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is €500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be €500.”
Espero que você entretido, e por favor deixe um comentário. obrigado
Comments
100 recrutas dos SPA vão para a guerra. Porém, um dia antes tiveram que se confessar...
O primeiro diz: Padre, eu comi alface...
O padre diz: Ó filho, isso nao é pecado.. vai em paz
Vem o segundo e diz: Padre, eu comi alface...
O padre: Meu filho, isso nao é pecado.. vai em paz
E assim foi por mais uns tempos...E eis que chega o ultimo. Diz o Padre:
Já sei, comeste alface!!
O soldado diz: Nao, eu sou o Alface...
endorse de comentarios, há? xD
jijijijiji, o alface,,,,
Vá! Toma lá 25 pela risada!
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muito boa, votado!
Just the right amount of funny for a Monday morning. Thanks. o/
oh, v & s