eARGENTINA, HERE I COME....
Day 2,536, 15:10
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by GrinOne
...or not.
Tell me, how can I become an eArgentinian citizen? The easiest and the quickest way! You have so protected country, that I fill like invader from space, like worst criminal just because of that I want your CS!
So, the most funny comment will be rewarded with 1 gold!
All the others will get something for commenting - food or weapon!
Some SUBs or votes would be appreciated!
P.S.: rewards will be there no matter if this comments helps me to get your CS or not! It is important, that we have a good time and I can laugh with you!
Good luck!
P.P.S.: Owwwwwww! The price for the funniest comment will be 2 gold, because I have to pay 2 gold for edition of my article in eArgentina!
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POLEADO!!!!!!!!!!!
For shout:
Rewards for SUB, VOTE, ADD, SHOUT and funny comments (English!)
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eargentina-here-i-come--2462547/1/20
eArgentina, acá he llegado
...o no.
Diganme, ¿Cómo puedo llegar a ser un ciudadano eargentino? ¡La forma más fácil y la manera más rápida! Tienen un país tan protegido, que me siento como un invasor del espacio, como el peor criminal, sólo por eso quiero su ciudadanía!
¡Así que el comentario más divertido será recompensado con 1 Gold!
Todos los demás tendrán algo por comentar, comida o un arma!
¡Algunas suscripciones o votos serán apreciados!
P😨 Las recompensas estarán allí, no importa si el comentario me ayuda a conseguir su CS o no! ¡Lo importante es que pasemos un buen rato y pueda reír con vos!
¡Buena suerte!
P.P.D : Owwwwwww! El precio por el comentario más divertido será el 2 golds, porque tengo que pagar 2 golds para la edición de mi artículo en eArgentina!
This part is very confusing. I'm not sure what you mean:
"P.P.S.: Owwwwwww! The price for the funniest comment will be 2 gold, because I have to pay 2 gold for edition of my article in eArgentina!"
You reward the funniest comment with 2 golds?
I will give 2 gold to that person, who will write something funny about: How to get eArgentinian CS! - anyone who makes me smile get a reward from me! Always!
First I put 1 gold for reward, but when I send my newspaper in eArgentina, I had to pay 2 gold! And that is the reason, why now it is 2 gold rewar for the funniest one!
I believe, you translated my article!
Reward for you!
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No first prize, so I will give 2 of you, who put the most effort in comments, 1 gold each!
V and S!
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2 Q7 for you
6/3004
GL HF
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obrati se njoj i njemu 🙂
msm da ce ti pomoci.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/6235083
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2099341
hvala ti, slao sam i čekam odgovor!
pozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Tep pa pošlem sam pod pogojem, d dobim držaulanstvo, k čeujo tole bral, nou nč is te moke!
GrinOne me ne mara 🙁 Se bomo malo pozanimali za Cs... Hočeš zaradi podjetji?
I would like to know any joke about slovenia... but, nobody know where or even WHAT it is... 😃
-The shortest love story in the worl😛 A couple is walking along the Slovenian coast…
(Yes, we have very short coastline, only 43km)
🙂
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vote 🙂
Un chiste sobre eslovenos: Iba un tipo en la calle en Argenina y se cruza con otro que le dice: _Usted es esloveno.
_Si como se dio cuenta?. _Porque los eslovenos pisan fuerte, escupen lejos y no les importa pisar caca de perro porque trae suerte!
Something new for me! ...and bad google translation!
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comentadooooo
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go south
very promising start... but then nothing else... I do not know now what to do: To laugh or to cry!
Try harder, maybe you can earn 2 gold!
OK. if you interested then I tell you full approach 🙂
1. first you need to change your name . change it to to something like José Francisco de San Martín junior. then write an article an introduce yourself as grandson of him.
2. write an epic story about a dream you see that tell toy to come to Argentina to save them and make Argentina a new empire. you need a good Spanish translator for it.
3. then fly south. but don't go Argentina.
4.you need propaganda first. bribe some Argentina citizens to chain shout for need of a new hero in our country. maybe some of them can write an articles too.
5. and maybe some populist slogans may help you. "we conquer the world" or some bullshits like that
6. now travel to Argentina and you are not citizen. you are president. congratulations.
http://prntscr.com/52k1wc
No first prize, so I will give 2 of you, who put the most effort in comments, 1 gold each!
v 50 s 3020
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v+ s!
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Marry an argentinian woman 😃
I know for this way, but it is toooooo loooooong!
And I have experiences, that their compass is in malfunction all the time! -lol
Fist you have to belive in God.
Then you have to belive you are God
is it important, what is the order of believe?
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The only important is that you have to belive you are God, the only way to be a natural argentine citizen XD!!!!!!!!
Sign: God
Yes, I believed!
And now I am an eArgentinian like you! \o/
Now lets steal everything!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
That is sometthing, I do not know how! And that is something that nobody can teach me! 😛
But, sometimes I wil l give somethhing to others! 😃
If you want cs argentinian you have to make a blowjob or "pete" like we say here to our president LOL 😃
Im joking men, just insist and insist jaja 😉 Good Luck
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I was blowjobing all around... didnt help! 😛
But now I am here!
v61 already sub
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