Démarche to eALB Authorities

Day 2,636, 13:26 • Published in Albania United Kingdom • by Internal Defense Bureau


To the Country President and elected representatives of the Republic of Albania,


The Banana Republik (BR) is filing a démarche after disgusting, vile, unethical and barbaric behaviour of one of your Cabinet members.

A citizen with your country's passport (No.1489191) has been caught conspiring, aiding and abetting the enemy inside BR's capitol London. After been sacked by the previous government for vile comments aimed against our great country, the creature has been appointed again on the same position despite helping PTO groups destabilise BR. This sad life form was trying to overthrow the legal authorities of BR and showing disrespect to our newly elected President, Adastros. Fortunately, the life form was taken into custody.



Name: KRAVENN
ID: 1489191
Age: N/A
Title: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Interests: role playing, easy Congress medals, Alliance positions, political power, satanic rituals
Reason for detention: working against the interests of BR, harbouring and financing PTO groups, destabilising the legislative branch and criminal activities on BR territory


The criminal makes it clear what he thinks of all citizens of BR:




The whole Cabinet of BR is deeply disturbed by recent terrorist activities during CP elections, conducted by your new old evil MoFA and requests you to take action against this servant of banking cartel. Kravenn has been added to the State Enemy list and his movements will be furter followed.


Signed by,

Popovic Secret Police