CP - Unprovoked eBosnian Airstrike

Day 3,168, 10:43 Published in Norway Norway by integer syntax

In less than 2 hours, the eBosnian Air Force will be over eNorwegian airspace. They have come to strip us of our land, our resources, and our freedom.

I doubt if eBosnia's leadership has ever made it this far north before, though, because they have made a fatal mistake.

Their error was to overlook the fact that eNorway and eScandinavia is the land of old and powerful gods; that eNorway is the land of Odin, The All Father, and we are all his children. We fear no death, but only defeat.

You may look at eNorway's, eFinland's, or eSweden's glorious warriors who have gone before us to Valhalla, and be humbled. But let me assure you today: THERE IS HONOR ENOUGH REMAINING FOR EVERY WARRIOR ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE.

Go and claim your birthright as the true Norse warrior you are. No matter your division, no matter your training, no matter your weapons, TODAY YOU CAN BE A HERO. eNorway needs you now, and her memory is long.

Finally, to eBosnia, I welcome you. Enjoy your short stay here, and please be sure to take your dead back home when you leave.

Watch for battle orders and, when in doubt, ask someone for help! The best source of information will be here:

SUPPLIES AND BATTLE CHAT HERE

UPDATE: You can also contact eNorway's MoI, Xibbard, who has supplies for any soldier fighting against eBosnia in eNorway.

UPDATE: ACTIVE BATTLEFIELD