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Oh men of eNigeria, we all know the congress elections are dawning upon us. Choose, the best side. The side which triumphs.The side which offer you justice peace and safety. The Greeks are attacking our Northern Provinces, and we are weak, unable to protect ourselves. Choose the best party among us, The eNigeria Democratic Party. I myself support it and I am planning to lead our fellow congressmen in victory and justice. I am not a good orator as our spoke person 'Aleksandr Kolchanov', and I only wish peace in our fair land.

If you vote for me and my party, I promise peace and safety. Our enemies are upon us, and soon we will face the same fate as Albania, Georgia and Cuba.

Peace, Prosperity, Potential and Power. That is Nigeria.