Bordeletto zahranicne - Bordeletto of foreign affairs; 1 [sk/en]

Day 2,124, 16:01 Published in Slovakia Slovakia by OldGunFighter

Deer friends!

Bordel zo zahranicia: eIndia

Dnes som sa pozastavil nad mapou polostrova Predna India a precital si nieco z miestnych novin. Okrem toho ze su radi ze maju spat aspon jeden region a opat sancu mat kongres tento mesiac, su uz dost dlho okupovani Chorvatskom, Albanskom a Bosnou.

Ich zahranicna politika je teda vyrazne ovplyvnena tymto faktom, co dosvedcuje i "oficialna" neexistencia Ministerstva Obrany. Miesto toho maju Ministerstvo Utoku. 🙂



Napriek takejto utocnej retorike to nemaju lahke - eIndia ma nieco vyse 530 eobcanov a ich susedia eChorvatsko vyse 3900 a eBosna takmer 1200. Preto trochu komicky vyznel vystraseno-nahnevany clanok ich prezidenta ako odpoved na indicku RW ktoru spustili "sily bojujuce proti Chorvatsku" a rozculoval sa, ze si nemozu kontrolovat vsetkych obcanov.

A ked sme pri tom komickom, tiez sa musim pozastavit nad ich MoFA. V clanku ho prezident ospevuje ako experta (vid. vyssie) a ten MoFA si do profilu vycapi I'm ignoring all messages now. ...



Deer friends!

Bordello of foreign affairs: eIndia

Today I stopped by over a map of the Indian Peninsula and read a bit of their local newspaper. Besides being happy to have back at least one region, and a chance for a Congress this month, they are pretty long under occupation of Croatia, Albania and Bosnia.

Their foreign policy is thus strongly influenced by this fact as is proved by "official" non-existence of Ministry of Defence. In its stead they have Ministry of Offence. 🙂



Despite this aggressive rethorics it is not easy for them - eIndia has few more than 530 ecitizens, whilst their neighbours eCroatia more than 3900 and eBosnia almost 1200. Thus it was a bit comical reading their scared/angry president's article about Indian RW that was set up by "forces fighting Crotia". He was complaining they cannot control all their citizens.

Since we are talking about the comical - I have to mention their MoFA. In his article the president calls him an expert (see picture above) and this MoFA puts in his profile I'm ignoring all messages now. ...


Howgh,
OldGunFighter
MoFA Slovakia

[sources]
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-wavve-india-cabinet-2315362/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-wavve-presidential-office-2316029/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/3883144