Balambanis Plans Upon Return

Day 1,512, 02:53 • Published in Greece Greece • by Yiannis and Vasilis balambani

Comrades, Country men, Country women, allies, trolls and fellow Erepublik players..



As many of you will have noticed from my yesterdays article which was a complete fail of a series of pictures, I have decided to return to Erepublik both politically and media-aly.

Why?

Well, it all started 3 days ago, I had a girl over in my room and she said she had a surprise for me and I was all like awesome. Of course she kicked me out and after waiting 10 minutes I went upstairs on my laptop and spent 5 minutes on erepubik. It reminded me of the good ol' days when I made those old war article, nationalist articles, troll articles and many people despised me but also liked me. It also reminded of the golden ages when I was a leading member of the GIP. At this point I was having an erection. Not for the girl downstairs but for all those memories.



So the girl shouts shes ready, and I reply just a minute as I read Smee Agains article and envy how far his magnificent trolling has gone. I kept flicking through many articles and the girl kept shouting at me only to be postponed every 2 minutes. After about 10 minutes of moaning I come downstairs for the action expecting something fun and what do I find?

The girl with a monopoly set ready and my little brother waiting to play. So then I place my laptop on the table and read articles on erepublik while playing monopoly and grunting when asked a question. Just like the good old days. It made me want to write an article and so yesterdays crap was made.


Erepubik... its a community

And as I was writing that article I thought of how great it would be if I were active again, not addicted, just active. And so here are my 2012 aims which I aim to achieve before the end of the worl😛

1) Reestablish Balambani Media as something awesome in eGreece

2) Reestablish authority and activity in the Greek Independence Party

3) Gain a post in the eGreek government

4) Support our allies and keep the peace with the Turks,
-better to be friendly with the Ottomans and let them clean out the enemies then to fight them, half the Skopian gaming populace and the eSerbs, whos compassionate actions over the ages made all this possible...

5) Get in Congress

If anyone can enlighten me about current circumstance...Please tell me.. Thanks!


Thanks Balambani Broz