Article I: Serbian Government vs. Japanese Dictator

Day 2,709, 22:03 Published in Japan Japan by NovaCG


Introductory:

Most people start off with an introduction to their first newspaper. I'm not most people. So you'll just have to read the description if you want to know more about this unique* paper. Or... you could just read it. Your choice.



Politics:

Am I knowledgeable of everything going on in eJapan's office? Heck no. Can I still talk about it. Why yes, watch me. Watch me say a bunch of these things that are incorrect that are all based off what I heard. Watch the comments as they either will be filled with people hating me, liking me, or most likely not filled with anything at all as only a few people might read this. That confidence I have right now is obvious right?

Anyway, today marks Day One of the military coup. Led by "Squebeel" along with other Military Unit commanders such as: "Hideyoshi Nicolas"; "H E X"; "Tokihanatsu Shibou"; "Kazami Yuuka"; "Sinon"; and "Nanashi Senshi". They claim that our current government "overran by Serbians" needs to be cleaned and by installing an eJapan Dictator we can achieve this. Those who support this revolution could be called patriots. Those who support the Serbians...Serbists? I dunno, I just think this is like the thirteen colonies. But in my opinion eJapan deserves to be ran by eJapan citizens who care about it. Hopefully in the future we could democracy back? Because I rather enjoy its non-functionality. But after I sharing this to fellow my Military Unit comrades. "Senryaku" said only "hehehe" if he's the expert I think he is this means we probably won't. Hue, I hope we do someday. Yes I used one source for this.



Do people make conclusions in newspapers? Perhaps a "Too long; Didn't read" thingy section is neede😛

Introductory: I'm a person.
Politics: Serbian Government vs Japanese Dictator.



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