And so it begins

Day 2,492, 22:36 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by Quintus Cornelius Scipio

And so it begins that we have a long series of quests to undertake to explore strange new features of this game that I have been long forgotten. And so it is with great reluctance that I launch this silly newspaper in the hopes of entertaining the masses. Who would have thought how much silliness can go into playing this game?

The purpose of this paper is pure silliness. Really, what more do you expect? The world could use more humor. Laughter is medicine for the soul is it not? So what shall we do to celebrate this strange new launch.

New beginnings. The game is full of new beginnings, fresh starts. Everything is changing and nothing stays the same. You can never step into the same river twice. Time is always flowing, and so with it, does this game ever change and bring new beginnings to all players. So as we embark upon this new journey, let us not forget to put 25 mindless comments to match the mindless articles we produce to fulfill these quests.