America's Team Gnilraps, October Edition
Gnilraps
GNILRAPS FOR CP/D
Dear eUSA,
I have to admit, Operation Burning Base has kept me awfully busy yesterday and today. We have a very active community in EZC and Deepchill needed a couple of days off while he was travelling IRL, so I’ve been wall to wall eRepping it.
And I’m super proud that my EZC peeps are absolutely killing it.
But with Deepchill back in control, I’m writing to you to let you know about the fine individuals who have so far agreed to serve in Government together during October should you decide to vote for Gnilraps as CP/D.
Normally we talk first about Vice President.
In my previous two terms as CP, I failed miserably at my attempts to bring
MORE GREELING to America and Canada. Wait. Let me rephrase that. I succeeded in bringing
MORE GREELING to America and Canada. But what I didn’t realize is that no matter how much
MORE GREELING one brings to anywhere, there is always and forever a permanent need for
MORE GREELING.
And since I am utterly crushed by the sense of failure this necessarily burdened me with, I have decided to look elsewhere for Vice President. And that search has led me to the only remaining logical choice in all of eUSA for Vice President. You’ll know I’m right instinctively in exactly 3...2...1…
Your Vice President will be none other than America’s favorite troll…
as George sTrolls
Trust me on this one, America, you won’t be disappoint.
So on to other matters,
I went to Jude Connors and asked him to function as our Chief of Staff.
Jude is a strong personality which has caused him and I to be at odds from time to time. But a strong personality is essential for the job of Chief of Staff. Sometimes you get to be a cheerleader, other times you have to kick some asses. Jude can do both. More than that, I know that Jude is totally invested in eUS Government - he hopes to run for CP/D himself some day soon. That is the kind of motivation I am looking for in my leadership team. Jude, the ball's all yours.
There is only one person I’ve ever met in this game who has absolutely blown me away with his ability to manage the nebulous web of competing interests that is Foreign Affairs. We call it the State Department, and I want Wild Owl. I've heard every criticism there is against his FA leadership, and I understand the thrust behind them, but I have YET to hear a legitimately better plan. I certainly don't have one, so based on the superiority of his plan AND the superiority of his fitness for this job, HE IS IT.
Someone who I know can work closely with Wild Owl - an essential dynamic for success is a hand/glove relationship between State and NSC - is TheDarkKnight. He knows his stuff as well as anyone in this game, so I trust him to be three steps ahead of any potential enemies. Because I see several potential threats on our horizon, we need this task done well. It will be.
Our Defense department has been at a crossroads, one which has been expertly negotiated by Senryaku. He knows how much I have appreciated his work. But I want to move someone else into the top spot in Defense, someone who clearly has a future as a CP/D himself. That someone is none other than my opponent in this race, MrCarey. He is building the kind of resume that will make him an excellent PoTUS someday very soon. (Maybe even in October!!!) I want to see it happen (Maybe NOT in October!!!)
The eWorld knows how I feel about Media. And current Media Director Resoula knows how I feel about the work he’s been doing. I want him to keep doing it… So he’s my man. I’ve been a long-time participant in his Rareonce Literary Contests (even winning a few if my memory serves me well), so when I say I know who Resoula is and what he can do, I’m not just politicking.
Taking the strong advice of my Chief of Staff, I’ve asked Jaden A. to step into the role of Secretary of Civil Affairs. As you may know, this is the arena of education, equipment, and entertainment. In addition to the already excellent projects they are doing, I’ve got a new concept that is going to keep them busy and you entertained. If you don’t elect me President you’ll NEVER find out what it was. The choice is yours. Teaser: E3.
ScottCoyleSr. has been working in the wings on a project that more of you ought to know about. In addition to retaining him as Secretary of Technology, it will be a goal of mine to make his work more widely recognized. The benefit will be yours, America.
And so it is.
I’ve eschewed the use of graphics and glitz mainly because the entire campaign season has been compressed for me AND, like I said, Plato has kept me busy.
Remember to vote for Gnilraps on the 5th.
Comments
Impressive!
yes. yes it is.
VOTE GNILRAPS!
Vote Gnilraps!!!
You had me at George BTW!!!
Full support. Vote gnilraps
vote and good luck
George is the guy that writes those non-sense articles?
Yes. yes he is. It will only get better.
Are you sure about that?
As the subject of most of his articles, I assure you... they can only get better.
I have to admit you have a sense of humor
See that? Bringing America together one citizen at a time.
If you can make FS and Kemal be friends I'll vote for you.
Thats not gonna happen, you will have to vote for someone else. 😛
Thank you for the confidence in me, Gnilraps.
It's true, we butt heads a lot, which is why I was quite surprised when you asked me to be your Chief of Staff, but in the end, we have always had respect for one another... usually... mostly... sometimes.
I look forward to a great and productive month with a hell of a Cabinet there.
funnt but still i coild live another term with you as CP but jeeezz, i shuffled through names of cabinet and there is WO yet another time given the chance on SD aka FA!! as if our FAs have been oh such a blast for the last i don't know how many months...
so, I'll prolly abstain!!
\o/
CURRAHEE!
Looks good.
Good luck.
FULL SUPPORT
Yes we can.
I've got to say, "That's an impressive cabinet; if you go through with it."
And you will be a dictator, so death and all that stuff.
Well, at least you got Wild Owl. Oh, and I like you too ofc (but do you even irc bro xd)
I'll have to admit that I don't recognize every name, but hey, I've been out of town. Still, thinking of you, George and Jude in the same room without barred windows and armed guards at the door is a hoot. Surely America is smart enough to see the entertainment value and will elect if only to login for the daily show.
Seriously, I like a diverse cabinet. It promotes creativity. Most people that get to cabinet level see beyond dogma and work together to achieve the common goal.
If you find yourself in need of a Secretary of Brine just let me know, I find myself currently available. 😃
Done
NEEDS MORE GREELING!!!