Airborne Contest: First Round
Cyber Witch
This past week’s contest saw a HUGE jump in activity in Airborne, as nearly every soldier stepped up and fought hard to bathe their platoon in glory. Sweet, bloody glory. Four platoons competed, but only the top two will progress to the championship. For a review of the contest rules, see here. Let’s get to it.
Second Place 82/2 Pitmasters
With brilliant activity levels and the greatest fighting in Airborne, the Pitmasters grilled the competition - and quite pungently too, on hickory wood chips. At 796 kills per soldiers, and a whopping 8760 opponents defeated by platoon as a whole, 82/2 have established themselves as the heaviest gunners around.
Total Score: ______ 34.15
Fighting __________ 7.96
JMO Response ____ 9.63
IRC _________________ 6.73
Battle Channel ___ 5.27
Roll Call ____________ 4.54
First Place 101/1 Fighting Cocks
From start to end, these cocks killed it. Far and away the busiest platoon in the past week, 101/1 won every single activity check, which represented the vast majority of the contest. Though they fought the least, their constant and loud presence on IRC and the forum, and the only perfect roll call led to an easy and clear-cut win in this first of two heats.
Total Score _______ 44.81
Fighting __________ 6.70
JMO Response ____11.34
IRC ________________ 10.67
Battle Channel ____11.12
Roll Call ____________ 5
Full Scoreboard
Platoon ____________ 101/1 ______ 82/2 ________ 82/1 _______ 101/2
Total Score _________ 44.81 ______ 34.15 _______ 30.24 _______ 28.67
Fighting _____________ 6.70 _______ 7.96 ________ 7.80 _________ 7.34
JMO Response ______ 11.34 _______ 9.63 ________ 4.67 ________ 5.78
IRC __________________ 10.67 _______ 6.73 ________ 8.45 _________ 6.67
Battle Channel _____ 11.12 _______ 5.27 ________ 4.89 ________ 4.45
Roll Call _______________ 5 _________ 4.54 ________ 4.45 __________ 4.45
Championship Round
The championship begins next Tuesday, January 21st, eRep Day 2254. Will the Fighting Cocks of 101/1 peck their foes until the blood runs like barbeque sauce, or will the Pitmasters of 82/2 serve them up smoked and grilled?
o7
Col Mashaka Kulala
DCO, Airborne 101st
Airborne
Minimum requirement: 8,000 Strength
Application: Airborne Application
Public IRC channel: #Airborne
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Comments
first
great article \o/
heh heh you said cocks
*slightly* nervous an ESL erep mod might take offense
Great job everyone!!
best wishes to all airborne soldiers
So a bunch of BAMF butt-kickers vs. a bunch of cocks.
Just give us the prize now.
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I miss you AB
T_T
VV
Pitmasters FTW
Nice article Mashaka
lets go 82/2
Bam, there's more Cock smash where that came from!
LOL nice. Congrats 101/1!
Airborne cocks are the best cocks!
o7
/me is gonna say smoked and grilled!
way to go 101/1.
Hurrayyy 101/1 o7
time for PITMASTERS,
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The Airborne has the hardest Fighting Cocks!