[WHPR] General Update
Day 2,702, 14:26
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by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Report - Day 2702 - General Update
Dateline: Tuesday, April 14th, 2015 (Day 702)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Todayís WHPR:
: 1: eNorth Korean Agreement
: 2: USAF Recruitment
: 3: eCuban War
: 4: eFrench Survey
: 1: eNorth Korean Agreement
My Fellow Patriots,
North Korean Dictator D SoKre, American President Trekker Tlumac, and our lovely Minister of Foreign Affairs ViKy KC, met privately and negotiated the release of two North Korean regions which we have already released.
We will not be releasing further regions in North Korea. Please treat further RW's in North Korea as opportunities to increase your true patriot.
As part of any agreement between North Korea and the eUSA, the North Korean dictator had repeatedly demanded the e-hand of ViKy KC in marriage. This however, was not possible as ViKy KC was eMarried last month to former President Wild Owl. We believe that not enough time has elapsed yet for ViKy KC to be utterly disappointed in marriage by Wild Owl, therefore We suggest the North Korean dictator repeat his request to ViKy KC in three months. Furthermore, in order to satisfy the North Korean demands for an eBride we gladfully sent them our Prime Minister SColbert.
: 2: USAF Recruitment
The United States Armed Forces is currently recruiting for numerous positions. If you would be interested in joining please reveiw their recruitment article for more information.
If interested, send a message to Garmr.
: 3: eCuban War
Following a declaration of war against us by eCuba, we successfully repelled their attack and now occupy two of the three core regions of eCuba. The war between us has also been closed.
For the time being we suggest our citizens take this opportunity to visit Havana which is now under U.S.Occupation administration.
: 4: eFrench Survey
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of eFrance has communicated to us requesting to know the opinion that eUS citizens have of France. If you would like to share your opinion about eFrance, please feel free to fill out this questionairre.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
[WHPR Day 2686]
Dateline: Tuesday, April 14th, 2015 (Day 702)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Todayís WHPR:
: 1: eNorth Korean Agreement
: 2: USAF Recruitment
: 3: eCuban War
: 4: eFrench Survey
: 1: eNorth Korean Agreement
My Fellow Patriots,
North Korean Dictator D SoKre, American President Trekker Tlumac, and our lovely Minister of Foreign Affairs ViKy KC, met privately and negotiated the release of two North Korean regions which we have already released.
We will not be releasing further regions in North Korea. Please treat further RW's in North Korea as opportunities to increase your true patriot.
As part of any agreement between North Korea and the eUSA, the North Korean dictator had repeatedly demanded the e-hand of ViKy KC in marriage. This however, was not possible as ViKy KC was eMarried last month to former President Wild Owl. We believe that not enough time has elapsed yet for ViKy KC to be utterly disappointed in marriage by Wild Owl, therefore We suggest the North Korean dictator repeat his request to ViKy KC in three months. Furthermore, in order to satisfy the North Korean demands for an eBride we gladfully sent them our Prime Minister SColbert.
: 2: USAF Recruitment
The United States Armed Forces is currently recruiting for numerous positions. If you would be interested in joining please reveiw their recruitment article for more information.
If interested, send a message to Garmr.
: 3: eCuban War
Following a declaration of war against us by eCuba, we successfully repelled their attack and now occupy two of the three core regions of eCuba. The war between us has also been closed.
For the time being we suggest our citizens take this opportunity to visit Havana which is now under U.S.
: 4: eFrench Survey
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of eFrance has communicated to us requesting to know the opinion that eUS citizens have of France. If you would like to share your opinion about eFrance, please feel free to fill out this questionairre.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
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1st ?
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Looking good. 😃
Looking rare, but good.
eUSA media presence is like a good steak.
Nicely done as always smee!
v
Trekker wouldn't even have US citizenship if not for us. Ungrateful traitor.
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don't want to say it? eh
good to see you back on the job, smee.
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I'm so very happy in my emarriage still!
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Give it time.
o.o
Very interesting article.
These are nice, but 16 days between this and the last one is still unacceptable.
What happened to the Trekker promise of more media fro the government?
there is more then just whpr. By my count last week there was at least 10 gov't articles.
Obviously, you miss how rarely those are updated as well, aside from the Interior one, which is just the same article over and over. At least it is something.
I happily join my new North Korean husband.
There's still a government? See, that's why I check in. Amazeball things are really going down.
Lame pro Ass(teria) government ! xD
Pheeeew !