[WHPR 2579]DECLARATION OF WAR
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Friday, December 12, 2014 (Day 2579)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
For Immediate Release:
A bill declaring that war exists between the eUnited States of America and the Kingdom of Spain has passed our Congress and has now been put to official vote in game.
And so:
Be it enacted by the assembled Congress of the eUnited States of America, First. That war be, and the same is hereby, declared to exist, and has existed since Day 2579 including said day, between the United States of America and the Pig-Disgusting Kingdom of Spain.
Second. That the President of the United States be, and he hereby is, directed and empowered to use the entire land and naval forces of the eUnited States and to call into the actual service of the United States the militia of the several States, to such extent as may be necessary to carry this act into effect.
Approved, Day 2579.
*history buffs will appreciate the close similarity between this declaration and the Real Life declaration of war against Spain approved by Congress on April 25, 1898.
What does this mean?
According to eRepublik game mechanics, Spain is a border nation with eUSA. They are as much our neighbor as Canada and Mexico. This fact, combined with her long history of flipflopping in her foreign policy (thus the popular moniker “Double Spaniards”) has made our relationship with Spain complicated to say the least.
We have enjoyed some brief periods of peace and even alliance with Spain, most recently among the members of Sirius. But our periods of mutual animosity have far outweighed the times of peaceful relations.
In past attempts to occupy and wipe eUSA, Spain has often attempted to play a key role. Most recently they were part of the gang-bang that included Hungary, Poland, and Serbia, though among those attackers Spain was most easily rebuffed. Older players will recall several other conflicts with Spain, including times when we have kept her wiped for months at a time.
Meanwhile, wiping Spain is always a wise course of action. The bonuses we will gain from occupying Spanish regions are most of the ones we are lacking in our native territories. From the perspective of maintaining bonus security, the fewer nations we have to occupy to gain bonuses, the fewer Resistance Wars we have to tolerate to defend them. A nation can only raise one RW at a time against another nation.
It should also be mentioned that the largest eReligious group in eUSA (known as Dioists, or followers of Dio) absolutely despise Spain and their pig-disgusting, backstabbing ways. If Dioists could flush Spain and Sweden from the map they would. And in addition to the eReligious among us, there are also a significant number of snow-loving friends of Canada who reside in eUSA. Spain has been a pain in the Canadian tundra for a long time - recently keeping them wiped for 8 months. There ought to be very few in eUSA who can find anything wrong with the notion of a war against Spain.
And so it is with great pride and hopefulness that I call upon every American… every Military Unit… every man, woman, and newb who can carry a Q7 tank to take up arms against these rotten double-dirty-swine-awful Spaniards. Let fly every Energy Bar. Loose every Bazooka. Unleash the Boosters. Hammer your mouse with red and yellow fury in your eye.
And let’s paint Spain Red White and Blue!
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Franklin Stone, WHPR Staff Writer
PilotPhil, WHPR Staff Writer
Alexander_Auctorias, War Correspondent
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PIG ROAST!!!
Operation Paella Pan II.
eR.I.P. Vanek26
RECETA DE RABO DE TORO
Ingredientes:
- Un rabo de toro
- Una cebolla de buen tamaño
- Un par de zanahorias grandes
- Dos dientes de ajo
- Tomates, 3 ó 4 maduros
- Un pimiento verde y otro rojo
- Dos puerros
- Vino oloroso, medio litro
- Laurel, dos hojas
- Aceite de oliva
- Pimienta y sal
Salpimmentar al gusto cada uno de los trozos del rabo de toro. Después de aliñarlos los pasamos por un poco de harina y los vamos a freir en un perol con abundante aceite de oliva, cuando estén dorados los sacamos del perol.
Mientras vamos friendo la carne vamos a ir pelando y troceando todas las verduras en trozos pequeñitos. Una vez hecho las vamos a pochar en el mismo aceite que hemos frito el rabo de toro, si ves que hay mucho aceite retiramos un poco. En el momento que las verduras estén pochaditas incorporamos los trozos de carne y una hoja de laurel.
Cuando tengamos todos los ingredientes en el perol vamos a echar el medio litro de agua, si es necesario echamos agua hasta terminar de cubrir la carne. Calentamos bien el agua y dejamos cocinando a fuego suave durante unas dos o tres horas hasta que la carne esté bien tierna.
En el momento que el rabo de toro al estilo cordobés esté tierno sacamos la carne del perol y cogemos todo lo que nos queda en el perol y lo trituramos con la batidora. Con esta salsa regamos la carne de rabo de toro a la hora de servirla a los comensales. Podemos acompañar con algunas patatas fritas o cocidas.
voted .. I call the bacon!
Remind me on Tuesday. I'm on strike until then.
I am firing Bazookas ONLY
Congratz o7
COURAGE AND HONOR
:
o/
UNLEASH THE DESTRUCTION \O/
I love a good barbeque! Let's roast! o7
o7
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I can't stop making delicious meat.
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MMMMM I LOVE PORK TIME TO CHOW DOWN
bad timing with double consumption...
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F*** spain
I hope this doesn't mean that eUSA changed side in CRO-SER conflict. Remember that eCroatia was always your loyal ally.
We're still with Cro all the way.
Cro is with Spain all the way...
Then who changed sides?
Snow > sand
★★★PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE★★★
And you will lost MPP with Croatia and with many others countries which match with Spanish MPP's.
Good luck. 😉
HisAirness, are you ready to eat that elephant?
and Chile 😃
And I want to know why Sweden (our ally) -I'm norwegian- is probably the next step in your war.
We hate spanish as you...
all this "praise Dio" stuff aside, I'm happy to see the USA finally engaging in a direct War, even such a carefully calculated safe one.
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Let's do this.
WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YESSSSSS
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Finally!
PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN
No more Asturias Accord I take it? The whale would be most displeased.
WAR WHALE ACTIVATE!
o.O
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wth is a "Dio"?
He is a magic baby born of a virgin.
Or something
Dio is the God Emperor. PM me if you wish to learn more.
\o/
CURRAHEE!
This much of a big deal about one NE?
Lawdy...
If you would prefer to get excited about Spurring The Economy, be my guest
Just find it a bit weird that you're all so excited about a fairly normal part of the game...